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diluvian

Stargate: Atlantis fic!

Dec 10, 2005 15:00

Title: Polynomials and Fixed Points
Rating: Teen
Category: Slash, Humor
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money.
Warnings: Implied Het, implied multi-person canoodling
Spoilers: Uh... mid second season? Through Aurora, to be safe.
Summary: Atlantis does the math.

Author's Notes: Inspired by a line from mirabile_dictu's lovely and completely unrelated Rodney/Daniel " ( Read more... )

Comments 115

rokeon December 10 2005, 23:32:29 UTC

I spent a good part of this semester working on a psychology research study that was all about the reliability dating services. This fic pushes my buttons on far too many levels.

Far too many.

diluvian December 10 2005, 23:36:27 UTC

::glee::

Considering I had to dredge deep-storage memory *and* crawl all over Wikipedia, I'm relieved to hear that nothing sounds glaringly wrong. Thanks!

auburnnothenna December 10 2005, 23:32:30 UTC

Light and frothy and fun! Wah wah wah wah wah. I could hear Charlie Brown's teacher. It seems like the sort of thing John would think, too. Thanks for posting.

diluvian December 10 2005, 23:37:08 UTC

Woohoo, it worked! Thank you!

misty4me December 11 2005, 04:21:18 UTC

LOL, I so heard charlie Brown's teacher as I was reading this...laughed out loud!

diluvian December 12 2005, 05:52:08 UTC

Yay! Thanks for letting me know.

janne_d December 10 2005, 23:38:02 UTC

"Blah blah blah sexual encounters with the following are given a better than 85% chance of satisfaction for all parties involved."

There was a list of names. A long list.

John hit the Page Down button. He hit it again, then again, and reached the section where the database presented threesomes. Page Down. Foursomes. Page Down, moresomes.

That was the point where I laughed for a solid three minutes and scared the cat out of the room. Well, of course John would have the longest list...

This was totally great.

diluvian December 12 2005, 05:52:41 UTC

Thanks! Pet the kitty for me, poor dear.

seperis December 10 2005, 23:38:22 UTC

Oh man, that was *fantastic*. *bounces hugely* And Atlantis thinks John and Heightmeyer are hot. I totally do not blame them.

It was purely coincidence that John arrived at Rodney's quarters just as Elizabeth was knocking on Radek's door. It was plain luck that, from where he stood, he could see Ronon sitting on the bed and looking hopeful when Radek let her in.

That killed me dead. Hell, the whole thing killed me dead. That was fantastic.

diluvian December 12 2005, 05:53:50 UTC

Whee! Thank *you* for the necropheliac bestiality line that I totally stole without asking you first.

mirabile_dictu December 10 2005, 23:50:27 UTC

Yay! I love this so much. So funny, and as I told you, I just love this Rodney. Thank you for writing it!

diluvian December 12 2005, 05:54:40 UTC

Couldn't have done it without you!