I do not have a drinking problem, I promise
Sometimes I feel like I don't know who I am. But really, I do know. I am everything you wish you were. Everything you wish you weren't. I'm like a giant mood ring. Or a pizza. A lil bit of everything all rolled into one. A creation that sometimes leaves a an appealing, sometimes bitter after-taste in your mouth. Depending on your mood, and mine as well. I'm ever-changing, always growing, and constantly learning. You might not like me sometimes, but at others I could be the greatest person in the world. I am never constant. I am whoever I want to be whenever I want. And I am really happy. I am proud of myself. I am happy with myself. I am just happy. So thank you and goodnight. Drive safe.