Title: Quite Absurd
Fandom: Death Note
Rating: PG
Characters: Mikami Teru, mentions of Kira and Edward Cullen.
Warnings: Twilight bashing.
Word Count: 100
Author's Note: A drabble for my darling
Harley on her birthday! I hope you like it. Clearly, you know where I got the inspiration. XD;
He thought it was quite absurd.
In his opinion, the ashen skin was appalling, the “topaz” eyes were unrealistic, and the skin of granite that was cold as ice?-impossible. But worldwide, he was a phenomenon; women were infatuated with this fictitious bloodsucker who sparkled in the sun, whose skin was “the skin of a killer.”
He wondered if the latter was an oblique reference to Kira; he did not like how fiction was perverting what he believed to be justice-incarnate.
And as such, Mikami Teru found himself writing down the name Edward Cullen in flawless script into his Death Note.