I came to a decision a couple of days ago; another one of those 'rebellion' things that the ex wouldn't let me do. This time, it's all charitable and awesome.
http://www.movember.com/au/home/ Start cleanshaven on 1 November, and grow yourself a kickin' mo by the end of the month; with a charity drive for men's health and depression not dissimilar to The World's Greatest Shave. Last year there was a bunch of guys from work in on it, and I wanted in; but She Who Must Be Obeyed decreed that if I was to decorate my visage with excess follicles, I would be rejoining the singles scene... on reflection, maybe I should just done it. Woulda saved a bit of time :)
Anyways, this year I have no such restrictions, and given I've never had facial hair worth mentioning (except for my student experiments in the "I'm too lazy to shave" beard department), I think I'm going to do it.
And this is where you come in, loyal minions. My greek heritage roughly translates to 'shave twice a day', so I should have a lot to work with, and y'all should know what I look like by now; if not, well I'll just have to find a photo for yas all. Now I need me a kickin' mo style that preferably doesn't make me look like a pornstar or a paedophile; of course, that being said, if there is nothing I can do that qualifies as 'classy', I could always throw good taste to the wind, and regrow my mullet to do a full bogan ensemble... purely in the interests of charity, of course :)
Find me styles, my minions! Find me the Non-Ugly dilphish face-fuzz of the future!