i had three chances and wasted two

[dillonmilkshake]

Prompt: Who do you blame for your issues?My own damn self, that's for sure. I guess since I'm barely legal I could bitch about my parents and family and the exciting town of Dillon, Texas, but then again I do plenty of shit I'm not old enough for. I gotta take responsibility for most of the crap I have a problem with. It's a lot

Comments

[askurself_wwrd]

I get to say this 'cause half the time you're pissed at/bitchin' at/yellin' at me...you shouldn't apologize for what you are.

You forgot one thing, you're hot enough to get away with being that bitchy. It counts.

[dillonmilkshake]

Thanks, Tim. I think.

Hmm, I'd say that's how it all started - gotta keep horndogs like you in line somehow, right?

[askurself_wwrd]

We borndogs like it better when you deal with us by screwing us. Just so y'know.

[dillonmilkshake]

What in the hell is a borndog? Oh forget it, I don't think I wanna know.

[askurself_wwrd]

fuck...somehow I got the h and the b all fucked up.

ooc: lol mun is apparently as illiterate as Tim!

[dillonmilkshake]

I'm not really surprised, Tim.

ooc: you're functionally illiterate xD

[askurself_wwrd]

Maybe I can talk my rally girl into typing for me.

[dillonmilkshake]

Don't lie, talking don't have anything to do with it.

[askurself_wwrd]

Nah but I do use my mouth.

[dillonmilkshake]

Ugh, you're a walkin STD. I think I just got herpes by lookin' atcha.

[askurself_wwrd]

If you got herpes from me, it wouldn't be from looking at me, Tyra. And if you remember right I know how to use a condom.

[dillonmilkshake]

Oh shut up...

[askurself_wwrd]

We had a lotta problems. Sex weren't ever one of 'em.

[dillonmilkshake]

Yeah, it's all that talking that has to occur during the non-sex times.

[askurself_wwrd]

Talkin' always messes shit up.

[dillonmilkshake]

Especially if you're lazy. Or say all the wrong things.