oh man
so i was sitting at cody's house and i was on the internet and taylor came to look to see what i was looking at. i was looking at really boring shit. i think it was like stats on browns player this season. i felt bad, so i went to look at youtube videos for something funny. it started off looking at this chick's drunk escapade. we couldn't find it, so we started looking at 'slob on my knob' music videos. and it got gayer and gayer and i know i typed it but man i was already getting queasy. i typed 'gay make out.' i clicked on the first video and i couldn't contain my laugh because taylor is right next to me going 'what the fuck matt.' 10 seconds into the movie i laugh so hard that i pass out. they're trying to wake me up going 'matt, look what you just played' but i could barely hear them. I got my sense of everything back... and i just about flipped. pretty scary.