The Scarriest Girl on Earth

[dilettante]

My sister's close friend from her HS scares me. She's like a month younger than my sister. She seems like a typical reserved Chinese girl... until she opens her mouth. She says things like, "Die! Die! Die!" while playing a video game... but in the CUTE way, using a babyish flat tone of voice. When she's miffed, she pouts and says, "Sniffos." She talks in an intentional lisp + CUTE. Here are some examples:
Ish = Is
Brudder = Brother
Duckie!!! = Duck
Macawoni = Macaroni
Manuwo = Manual
Pwitty = Pretty

Everything that comes out of her mouth is pure sacchrine. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!