Some woman in Arkansas got like, ten people's supply of uterus. Baby number seventeen was just born. Apparently she's a freaky fundie Christian and believes that she has to be a baby factory for her husband. They have a church, too. Their own. I'm not even sure where you get a church, but they have one. Maybe it's a mail-order church, the sort that you plant in the backyard and it grows. Or maybe she grew it in her womb like she grows everything else.
I mean, that commandment's in the Torah, I can't fault her on being fruitful and multiplying, but I'm fairly certain that at some point, enough is enough. Chris Rock may have said it best when he said "Put the dick down." One, yes. Two, sure. Three, I can see. If I were Little Miss Not-Trans, I would probably appreciate having three of my own.
But wow. Seventeen isn't having babies anymore. It's having litters.
-Allison is barren to compensate for this chick