she has the oddest dreams

[dilemma]

In my dream, from last night, Bill Clinton was leading a charge of mostly-naked Spartan warriors into an underground anthill-like labyrinth wherein lay some enemy that needed to be be slaughtered. He was planning to smoke them out of the lower sections.

And I was flirting with Hillary Clinton, on the surface. She seemed to be flirting back, too.

-Allison doesn't even want to know what that all means