I went to Italy for 11 days. This was my trip:
The plane ride was long and uneventful, but I put Ridin' Dirty on repeat and was entertained for hours.
We arrived in Frankfurt, Germany, to make our connecting flight. I went to the bathroom and there was a naked lady and a nun in there. I don't have a picture of that, sadly. But! I do have a picture of this dude trying to pick up my mom!
My dad didn't care; he found a nudie magazine.
Two hours and one mountain view filled plane ride later, we arrived in Florence. We had an incredible veiw of the Duomo from our hotel room.
After three days of waiting in a lot of lines, climbing up way too many stairs, and eating buttloads of gelato, we drove to Chianti.
Absolutely gorgeous, and incredible boring.
But my dad taught my brother and me stick-shift, so that was cool.
Anyway, when we weren't walking around old cities (but also sometimes during) my brother and I attacked each other to keep ourselves entertained.
And then!!
Italy won the World Cup!
It was so awesome.
But then all of a sudden everything got flat!
...and by all of a sudden I mean over the course of a three hour drive to Venice. You know how I do.
Venice was bleh. It was the incredibly boring without the absolutely gorgeous. And I got locked out of my hotel.
And now I'm back, chillin' with the homies.