The long and winding road...
So all last week I was in the Columbus Ohio area doing an install on a new doctor there. It was particularlly hellish as it took FOREVER and I even had a server blow up and had to replace it... twice... while I was onsite. On Sunday last week I finally went home and stayed home until Tuesday when I flew out to Atlanta to hang out with my friends Sirinek and Tygerlilly among others who wound up getting married. I was a groomsman and even wore a tux. Tuesday night was nice and quiet. Wednesday morning though began quite a trip. We of course had wedding things to prepare for. That being out of the normal we got into the swing of a 'normal' routine Wednesday night when I went to pick up Squeakbunny from her work and went to downtown Atlanta for some poker-room action.
I bombed out the first round. Squeakbunny WON her table first round. I got involved in the second round and won my table in the second round after a long and protracted battle. I wound up coming in 5th place overall. I took Squeakbunny home and finally got into bed around 5am. We woke up about 10am and began our day. People were filtering in all day and we went to dinner around 8:30pm or so at PJ Chang's. After stuffing ourself we decided to go to a strip club on the edge of Atlanta called the Pink Pony. Stepping into the club I could tell immediately it was a more-or-less reputable club. All was just fine until the shot girl showed up. For $5 she would take a testtube full of alcohol and straddle your lap then proceeding to deepthroat the tube it was in.. and lick it quite thoroughly. It was honestly a better show than the naked women on stage most of the time. There were 6 of us out and running around that night. Every time the shot girl got remotely near us we'd begin pulling wads of cash out of our pockets. I believe we spent around $300 on this girl. We got a bit of her life story. We know her name. We know her marital status. We know if she has children. We know all sorts of things. She invited us to come back next time on a Wednesday night so she had time to actually hang out with us. We left the club around 3:30am and went home. Got to sleep around 4:30. Woke up at 9:30 and had to get on the road to Savannah where the wedding was to be held.
NEEDLESS TO SAY... we went out partying Friday night. We stayed out till 3:30 or 4am drinking and singing. Got up early the next morning.. had to get dressed.. pictures... wedding... reception... and guess what... DRINKING AGAIN TILL THE WEE HOURS.
Then up again this morning and back on the road headed to Atlanta where I was supposed to fly out to Cleveland. That didn't quite happen. We waited 30 minutes with no moving traffic trying to get into the airport and simply couldn't so I am going to try to do that again Tuesday.
So for now I am in Atlanta. SINCE I am in Atlanta we are... guess what... GOING OUT drinking and playing poker until the wee hours tomorrow! Life of excitement!
I bombed out the first round. Squeakbunny WON her table first round. I got involved in the second round and won my table in the second round after a long and protracted battle. I wound up coming in 5th place overall. I took Squeakbunny home and finally got into bed around 5am. We woke up about 10am and began our day. People were filtering in all day and we went to dinner around 8:30pm or so at PJ Chang's. After stuffing ourself we decided to go to a strip club on the edge of Atlanta called the Pink Pony. Stepping into the club I could tell immediately it was a more-or-less reputable club. All was just fine until the shot girl showed up. For $5 she would take a testtube full of alcohol and straddle your lap then proceeding to deepthroat the tube it was in.. and lick it quite thoroughly. It was honestly a better show than the naked women on stage most of the time. There were 6 of us out and running around that night. Every time the shot girl got remotely near us we'd begin pulling wads of cash out of our pockets. I believe we spent around $300 on this girl. We got a bit of her life story. We know her name. We know her marital status. We know if she has children. We know all sorts of things. She invited us to come back next time on a Wednesday night so she had time to actually hang out with us. We left the club around 3:30am and went home. Got to sleep around 4:30. Woke up at 9:30 and had to get on the road to Savannah where the wedding was to be held.
NEEDLESS TO SAY... we went out partying Friday night. We stayed out till 3:30 or 4am drinking and singing. Got up early the next morning.. had to get dressed.. pictures... wedding... reception... and guess what... DRINKING AGAIN TILL THE WEE HOURS.
Then up again this morning and back on the road headed to Atlanta where I was supposed to fly out to Cleveland. That didn't quite happen. We waited 30 minutes with no moving traffic trying to get into the airport and simply couldn't so I am going to try to do that again Tuesday.
So for now I am in Atlanta. SINCE I am in Atlanta we are... guess what... GOING OUT drinking and playing poker until the wee hours tomorrow! Life of excitement!