ya damned fool

[dik_valentine]

for the first time in my life, i have visible physical injuries on me from being intoxicated. i made a public spectacle of myself, and had to have karen babysit me until it was safe to leave me alone.

Jagermeister is DIS-GUS-TING. I shan't touch it again.

also, i lost my glasses forever in the debacle, and am going (right now) to get new ones. may god forgive my trespasses. HA!