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Really upset I woke up thinking I was going to enjoy some jerk chicken. Go downstairs open the fridge and its a bowl of rice. REALLY pissed off. Not even joking. Really thinking back to my sister and her husband walking out the door with two big plates of food. DAMN, can we save some food for the folks that do live here? CAN I LIVE? CAN I EAT? You got invited to dinner, not to grocery shop for the following week. Thats one of the many things I miss about living alone. When I put the rest of my chinese food, KFC, Wendy's, Captain Morgan in the fridge.. I KNEW it was going to be there. No if's, ands or BUTS.. I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE THERE. And back to the bowl of rice.. curse whoever left that big ass industrial bowl of rice. What the hell am I going to do with a bowl of Uncle Ben's? HAVE SOME WISH (I HAD SOME CHICKEN) rice? Again, I am VERY upset. My family is out of control. This is the THIRD time I got ganked for chicken. It happened at the family reunion. I remember it clearly. Early July. My mother was making me stand under the tent and distribute food (since she knew portion control was going to be an issue).. so I go to make my plate, and a big bowl of chicken juice is left for me. So I walk out the tent.. MY JOB WAS DONE. Went right over to the pina coloda machine and had a drink. I wish I would stand under a tent to portion corn on the cobb. People can't ever take the boring stuff like potato salad and hamburgers. We still have hamburger buns in the freezer from that day! And at Thanksgiving. Its like you go to the bathroom.. come back, and the collard greens are GONE. DIMINISHED. ONLY THING LEFT IS A BIG ASS NECK BONE. Was so tempted to take that. People act like they never ate before.
Completely lost my appetite.
Completely lost my appetite.