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things that have amused me in the past few hours:
1. being told im the most.. "non emotional.. emotional person ever". whatever that means.
2. being told i have no attachment issues. and i really do take that as an accomplishment. i don't care if know two people or zero people. im not going back jersey because i know people there. life is too short to be stuck in one place. as long as there are phones and myspace, thats all the connection i need to nj. 5 hours away from nj we go next week.
3. me really only meaning to get a soda and a bag of chips. but my chips got stuck in the machine. you know i wasnt leaving my .90 investment in the machine, so i had to buy something else that was in the area of the chips so it could "pull the chips down". ended up being a honey bun. so you know i was eating my .95 honey bun, the chips, and the soda.. and i had already planned to make me a bacon cheeseburger when i get to work.. so yeah, maybe we can start take 2.. being under 1800 calories tomorrow.
4. me taking my car to one of those automatic washes. maybe it was the street it was on.. but i sware when those doors closed and that water came on, i just new my ass was getting chopping by jason, the man in the scream mask, cousin IT, a pedophile, SOMEBODY. it was just entirely too spookey. so anyway, i make it out alive. i dont know how its possible for my car to be sprayed with water for 3 beyonce songs and sitll come out dirty. but it really was. so dirty, this man pulled up. he looked really concerned, so im thinking he's the owner. was ready to chop his ass and get my money back. "yeah is this your carwash", "no. but if you washed your car here.. im not washing mine here". he bounced. SMH. cant blame here.
5. i have a really spolied and weird cat. weird like if he doesn't like the amount of space ive given him to sleep on the bed he'll meow to get my attention. weird like he will jump in the shower and drink the dripping water from the faucet while i use the bathroom as if it to say, "bitch fill up my water bowl". so then ill carry his litle dehydrated ass to the kitchen and give him water. and i dont know how he knows about icecubes, but if i dont add icecups he'll meow until i add them. sadly, i think ill have to get rid of him soon, AGAIN. any takers for this amazing cat?
1. being told im the most.. "non emotional.. emotional person ever". whatever that means.
2. being told i have no attachment issues. and i really do take that as an accomplishment. i don't care if know two people or zero people. im not going back jersey because i know people there. life is too short to be stuck in one place. as long as there are phones and myspace, thats all the connection i need to nj. 5 hours away from nj we go next week.
3. me really only meaning to get a soda and a bag of chips. but my chips got stuck in the machine. you know i wasnt leaving my .90 investment in the machine, so i had to buy something else that was in the area of the chips so it could "pull the chips down". ended up being a honey bun. so you know i was eating my .95 honey bun, the chips, and the soda.. and i had already planned to make me a bacon cheeseburger when i get to work.. so yeah, maybe we can start take 2.. being under 1800 calories tomorrow.
4. me taking my car to one of those automatic washes. maybe it was the street it was on.. but i sware when those doors closed and that water came on, i just new my ass was getting chopping by jason, the man in the scream mask, cousin IT, a pedophile, SOMEBODY. it was just entirely too spookey. so anyway, i make it out alive. i dont know how its possible for my car to be sprayed with water for 3 beyonce songs and sitll come out dirty. but it really was. so dirty, this man pulled up. he looked really concerned, so im thinking he's the owner. was ready to chop his ass and get my money back. "yeah is this your carwash", "no. but if you washed your car here.. im not washing mine here". he bounced. SMH. cant blame here.
5. i have a really spolied and weird cat. weird like if he doesn't like the amount of space ive given him to sleep on the bed he'll meow to get my attention. weird like he will jump in the shower and drink the dripping water from the faucet while i use the bathroom as if it to say, "bitch fill up my water bowl". so then ill carry his litle dehydrated ass to the kitchen and give him water. and i dont know how he knows about icecubes, but if i dont add icecups he'll meow until i add them. sadly, i think ill have to get rid of him soon, AGAIN. any takers for this amazing cat?