RPG Quotes: Blood & Pancakes XXV
Open the flood gates!
The Pancake Party has returned from the hiatus for more quotes!! What have they been doing? Laying waste to their enemies! ...actually the party tried helping Penny prove her innocence in the accusation that she was skimming funds from the town budget. Downside is that proved to be pretty impossible. Penny might actually be guilty! Upside?
We got game quotes!
GM: “Doc was definitely voted ‘Most likely to kill lots of kids’ in his class.”
Doc: “But Supply didn’t tell Doc to stay put this time!”
Moon: “Well first step is getting Penny to calm down and not flee in a blind panic, which is proving much harder than I expected.”
Doc: “Is it harder or easier than Doc getting to First Base?”
Viridia: “Y’all are making this too complicated. We can simply seduce the other towns into doing what we want.”
Moon: “I’m worried that ends with Viridia going all Helen of Troy on the Wasteland.”
Doc: “Why? Just put a ‘no giant gift horse’ clause in the town charter and we'll be okay.”
Viridia: “I think making a map for this campaign will be fairly easy. You just need to find any map, then write the word ‘jerks’ on every single landmark.”
Doc: “I think Moonshadow would be the first pony I’ve met to say anything significantly good about the Enclave.”
Moon: “I’m also likely the only pony that you met who has actually interacted with the Enclave.”
Doc: “Meh, that’s not an important detail.”
Moon: “She isn’t really using logic here, just repeating ‘It’s too dangerous!’ again and again.”
Doc: “Suffering a Bethesda NPC glitch with her dialog, are you?”
Viridia: “Nothing makes me happier than a critical failure on a pointless roll.”
Doc: “So if I was born a girl I’d be your favorite?”
Viridia: “You fail on every roll. It’s not special unless it’s pointless.”
Doc: “Not every roll. I can handle my gun pretty well.” (Eyebrow wiggle)
GM: “If Doc was suspecting some sort of hidden bunker, or a pre-war zebra hiding place, or a super-secret fun club-house, Doc found none of that.”
River Moss: “"Yeah, exploding griffons before noon? This day’s gunna be a weird one, an’t it?”
Doc: “Well, we could either mess with a dragon, or mess with radiation.”
Moon: “My vote’s for radiation. It at least won’t take things personally.”
Moon: “With our luck, they’d assign Tirkes to Oakville. No thank you.”
Doc: “What, is Tirkes too cheerful for you?”
Amadi: “I apologize for the smell. I have discovered you really cannot create a better mouthwash.”
Doc: “I am now pondering what I could bribe Noise with to get her to come along on the ship expedition.”
Viridia: “A punch in the face from me?”
Doc: “Um... that seems like the opposite of a bribe.”
GM: “To be clearer, Viridia found a gun from a country with the aesthetics of the Imperium of Man. Like, full on ‘the elevator music is ethereal Latin chanting’ militaristic gothic style.”
Moon: “…Or whatever the crazy war thing in storage is.”
Doc: “A 170-year old cake with the remains of the pony equivalent of Marilyn Monroe?”
GM: *Scratches out encounter in an office in the ghoul part of town on the possible encounters list*
Doc: “Radiation can at least be cured quickly with meds. Can’t cure having a Guns skill of 11% right now.”
Viridia: “Unless...we put Noise in a Rock-It Launcher! How much damage does a pony do?”
The Pancake Party has returned from the hiatus for more quotes!! What have they been doing? Laying waste to their enemies! ...actually the party tried helping Penny prove her innocence in the accusation that she was skimming funds from the town budget. Downside is that proved to be pretty impossible. Penny might actually be guilty! Upside?
We got game quotes!
GM: “Doc was definitely voted ‘Most likely to kill lots of kids’ in his class.”
Doc: “But Supply didn’t tell Doc to stay put this time!”
Moon: “Well first step is getting Penny to calm down and not flee in a blind panic, which is proving much harder than I expected.”
Doc: “Is it harder or easier than Doc getting to First Base?”
Viridia: “Y’all are making this too complicated. We can simply seduce the other towns into doing what we want.”
Moon: “I’m worried that ends with Viridia going all Helen of Troy on the Wasteland.”
Doc: “Why? Just put a ‘no giant gift horse’ clause in the town charter and we'll be okay.”
Viridia: “I think making a map for this campaign will be fairly easy. You just need to find any map, then write the word ‘jerks’ on every single landmark.”
Doc: “I think Moonshadow would be the first pony I’ve met to say anything significantly good about the Enclave.”
Moon: “I’m also likely the only pony that you met who has actually interacted with the Enclave.”
Doc: “Meh, that’s not an important detail.”
Moon: “She isn’t really using logic here, just repeating ‘It’s too dangerous!’ again and again.”
Doc: “Suffering a Bethesda NPC glitch with her dialog, are you?”
Viridia: “Nothing makes me happier than a critical failure on a pointless roll.”
Doc: “So if I was born a girl I’d be your favorite?”
Viridia: “You fail on every roll. It’s not special unless it’s pointless.”
Doc: “Not every roll. I can handle my gun pretty well.” (Eyebrow wiggle)
GM: “If Doc was suspecting some sort of hidden bunker, or a pre-war zebra hiding place, or a super-secret fun club-house, Doc found none of that.”
River Moss: “"Yeah, exploding griffons before noon? This day’s gunna be a weird one, an’t it?”
Doc: “Well, we could either mess with a dragon, or mess with radiation.”
Moon: “My vote’s for radiation. It at least won’t take things personally.”
Moon: “With our luck, they’d assign Tirkes to Oakville. No thank you.”
Doc: “What, is Tirkes too cheerful for you?”
Amadi: “I apologize for the smell. I have discovered you really cannot create a better mouthwash.”
Doc: “I am now pondering what I could bribe Noise with to get her to come along on the ship expedition.”
Viridia: “A punch in the face from me?”
Doc: “Um... that seems like the opposite of a bribe.”
GM: “To be clearer, Viridia found a gun from a country with the aesthetics of the Imperium of Man. Like, full on ‘the elevator music is ethereal Latin chanting’ militaristic gothic style.”
Moon: “…Or whatever the crazy war thing in storage is.”
Doc: “A 170-year old cake with the remains of the pony equivalent of Marilyn Monroe?”
GM: *Scratches out encounter in an office in the ghoul part of town on the possible encounters list*
Doc: “Radiation can at least be cured quickly with meds. Can’t cure having a Guns skill of 11% right now.”
Viridia: “Unless...we put Noise in a Rock-It Launcher! How much damage does a pony do?”