RPG Quotes: Blood & Pancakes XXI
The party works on a level up while having dinner!
Viridia: “It’s cool to obey the law!”
River Moss: “Yeah, the law usually wins… unless it grows wings and starts talking about how it’s going to take over Equestria. Then the law usually gets taken out by plucky heroes.”
GM: “I imagine that it would be hard to describe what would probably just be a crystal attached to some metal casing, though.”
Doc: “But… you just did.”
Moon: “First my tongue and now my nose. This has not been a good day for my face.”
Viridia: “You've not seen strange until you’ve seen a snake going at it with a tiger.”
Doc: “So what’s the next thread title going to be? Bagels and Bullets? Toast and Tribulations? Fasting and Friendships?”
Stellar: “I read that last one wrong.”
Doc: “…Oh. Okay, so maybe not that one.”
GM: “Actually, that could be pretty accurate.”
Stellar: “You just need to give a villain a Power Fist!”
Viridia: “I need to get my mind in the gutter.”
Stellar: “Well it can't be there all the time! Nothing would ever get done!”
Moon: “I wasn’t expecting to run into Livewire though.”
Doc: “Didn’t expect to find any resistance in that Livewire eh?”
Moon: “These things happen when Moonshadow is grounded.”
Doc: “Hey, that makes too much sense to be a conspiracy!”
Viridia: “I can’t just sit on caps!”
Doc: “Well, you could, but it’ll hurt.”
Doc: “So if I was ghoulified, does that mean after surgeries I keep the leftover parts for a snack?”
GM: “Only if you want to end up like the Reaver! …Not in the ‘built like the offspring of a truck and a bear’ way, but the ‘growl I’m a feral’ way. Cannibalism does not give you superpowers.”
GM: “When a pre-war ghoul hooks up with a relatively new ghoul, they call it ‘robbing the grave’.”
Doc: “Is that an actual term? It sounds like an actual term.”
GM: “It is now! Wasteland slang is flexible, like many ghouls with decayed spinal columns are.”
Viridia: “Yeah, but that’s Fallout 3 lore. I’m really not likely to be a fun conversational partner in any attempt at discussing that reasonably.”
GM: “Fair points!”
Viridia: “More like ‘one point, cobbled together haphazardly over four paragraphs’, but a’ight.”
Viridia: “So, I put those ranks into Speech and took Extra Special (Charisma). Viridia wakes up sexier.”
Doc: “Sweet! That’s going to come in handy when convincing NPCs that we’re not crazy traveling murder hobos.”
Viridia: “Damn right! We’re just regular traveling murder hobos.”
GM: “Vigorous mattress.”
Viridia: “Dot tumblr dot com.”
Viridia: “It’s cool to obey the law!”
River Moss: “Yeah, the law usually wins… unless it grows wings and starts talking about how it’s going to take over Equestria. Then the law usually gets taken out by plucky heroes.”
GM: “I imagine that it would be hard to describe what would probably just be a crystal attached to some metal casing, though.”
Doc: “But… you just did.”
Moon: “First my tongue and now my nose. This has not been a good day for my face.”
Viridia: “You've not seen strange until you’ve seen a snake going at it with a tiger.”
Doc: “So what’s the next thread title going to be? Bagels and Bullets? Toast and Tribulations? Fasting and Friendships?”
Stellar: “I read that last one wrong.”
Doc: “…Oh. Okay, so maybe not that one.”
GM: “Actually, that could be pretty accurate.”
Stellar: “You just need to give a villain a Power Fist!”
Viridia: “I need to get my mind in the gutter.”
Stellar: “Well it can't be there all the time! Nothing would ever get done!”
Moon: “I wasn’t expecting to run into Livewire though.”
Doc: “Didn’t expect to find any resistance in that Livewire eh?”
Moon: “These things happen when Moonshadow is grounded.”
Doc: “Hey, that makes too much sense to be a conspiracy!”
Viridia: “I can’t just sit on caps!”
Doc: “Well, you could, but it’ll hurt.”
Doc: “So if I was ghoulified, does that mean after surgeries I keep the leftover parts for a snack?”
GM: “Only if you want to end up like the Reaver! …Not in the ‘built like the offspring of a truck and a bear’ way, but the ‘growl I’m a feral’ way. Cannibalism does not give you superpowers.”
GM: “When a pre-war ghoul hooks up with a relatively new ghoul, they call it ‘robbing the grave’.”
Doc: “Is that an actual term? It sounds like an actual term.”
GM: “It is now! Wasteland slang is flexible, like many ghouls with decayed spinal columns are.”
Viridia: “Yeah, but that’s Fallout 3 lore. I’m really not likely to be a fun conversational partner in any attempt at discussing that reasonably.”
GM: “Fair points!”
Viridia: “More like ‘one point, cobbled together haphazardly over four paragraphs’, but a’ight.”
Viridia: “So, I put those ranks into Speech and took Extra Special (Charisma). Viridia wakes up sexier.”
Doc: “Sweet! That’s going to come in handy when convincing NPCs that we’re not crazy traveling murder hobos.”
Viridia: “Damn right! We’re just regular traveling murder hobos.”
GM: “Vigorous mattress.”
Viridia: “Dot tumblr dot com.”