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last wednesday at 11am i finished my last exam. that same day, we went drinking, and drinking and more...drinking.. At about 4pm, my uni mate Jess passed out at some backpackers lodge. She'd gone to the toilet but had taken ages to get out. we looked over the stall and saw her clinging to the toilet for dear life. I made a managerial decision to jump over into the stall in order to open the door. i didn't slip or anything! i felt like a super hero the way i climbed over with such ease, to save someone's life haha. We were wasted... someone called an ambulance and they carted jess away from us. she's ok now but damn was that a crazy thing to happen. This incident did not deter our beverage consumption. no no no!
after another couple of pubs in between, we rocked it to St Jeromes as we always seem to do nowadays. this older sleazy guy from our course was there. he thinks i'm in the "top 3 hotties" of our course. oh joy! i barely remember walking into the place but a mere couple of details remain. I bought a few coopers long necks. i remember mattt calling me, have no idea what we talked about, and i remember talking to el-sleazo for ages. i was being an absolute smartass to him. he took it well. somehow we all left st jeromes and started drinking red wine at this fancy place over swanston street, in melbourne central. The next thing i recall is some talk about getting me in a cab cos i was too gone to catch a train. i have this flashing memory of Rhen wearing a scarf (he is not the scarf type) and saying to someone "nah, she's fucked man, she can't catch a train..."
vital points i was informed of after the event:
- i vomited off the balcony of the fancy restaurant/drinking hole, we left after that
- somehow made it to Bunker (another scum pub)
- apparently we were all kicked out of st jeromes because people kept smashing glasses
- the boys got me a cab and apparently i had a very vacant expression on my face
- we had to get the melway out to show the cabby where to go, he really didnt want to take me
The cab ride entailed:
-myself opening the door of the moving taxi to vomit
-myself been smacked in the arm by the cabby and told to stop falling asleep and to stop vomiting
- telling the guy we had to pull over so i could disperse more of my stomach contents
- a $100 price tag, fuck!
I remember getting out the taxi and saying to the driver " i'm so sorry, i am not usually like this, i didnt mean this to happen, i hope you have a good night!!!"... his reply " ok, yes, bye!"
i felt so fucken miserable when i got home... i had a shower for ages, i would have wasted so much water, this is something i feel very guilty about! talked to mattt on the phone for a long time, apparently i was repetitive as all fuck!
the moral of the story is:
beer & schnapps & chartruese & champagne & red wine DO NOT MIX
despite all of that it was a funny night with awesome people, too bad i don't remember about 3 hours of it, only in tiny snippets do things stain my brain...i don't recommend binge drinking after staying up all night to study and barely eating anything... i spent $200, that's almost my entire youth allowance!!
In other news:
-We saw "Children of Men" last night. What an AWESOME movie!! I was stoked that it was British. I'm sure that if it was American it would have been ruined and had fuckin Will Smith fucking the American flag or something..Children of Men really blew me away, it was so well done, so thought and emotion evoking. It dispelled something about the fact that we ARE ruining this planet, and by doing that, we're going to ruin ourselves... (( and Mattt cried..awww))
- I finished my FIRST ever ( and probably last ) super nintendo game:Super Metroid! woo! i am a champion among nerds...
- Haven't spoken a word to my mum in the past few days, and neither has she to me. It's a really "nice" living environment we've got going here...
- i hope Damien wins Australian Idol ( not that I have been watching it too closely), he was my favourite from the start. He sings beautiful songs and has a beautiful voice. I've always loved those humans who can effortlessly belt out the falsetto
- I watched a bit of neighbours last week. What the HELL has happened to that show???? I thought it was supposed to be a good, clean, wholesome, family type show. Now it's all about sluts who are teachers, talking about "not showing off their g-strings to the students 'too soon'" And that little fat chick who USED TO BE COOL is now some fucking cliche-emo-dress-up-goth chick who wears a wig and goes by the name TRINITY BLACK!??? WHAtttttttttttttt? She used to be intelligent, the voice of reason. Now she's just a carbon copy of the brainwashed masses! Oh man, that show is disgusting! I almost feel like sending channel 10 an email about how rotten that whole story line has grown.... TV in general is shit, teaching little girls to be harpies, informing them that they need hot lingerie and the like. vomit vomit vomit!
Hmm what am I going to do with my holidays???????????????
after another couple of pubs in between, we rocked it to St Jeromes as we always seem to do nowadays. this older sleazy guy from our course was there. he thinks i'm in the "top 3 hotties" of our course. oh joy! i barely remember walking into the place but a mere couple of details remain. I bought a few coopers long necks. i remember mattt calling me, have no idea what we talked about, and i remember talking to el-sleazo for ages. i was being an absolute smartass to him. he took it well. somehow we all left st jeromes and started drinking red wine at this fancy place over swanston street, in melbourne central. The next thing i recall is some talk about getting me in a cab cos i was too gone to catch a train. i have this flashing memory of Rhen wearing a scarf (he is not the scarf type) and saying to someone "nah, she's fucked man, she can't catch a train..."
vital points i was informed of after the event:
- i vomited off the balcony of the fancy restaurant/drinking hole, we left after that
- somehow made it to Bunker (another scum pub)
- apparently we were all kicked out of st jeromes because people kept smashing glasses
- the boys got me a cab and apparently i had a very vacant expression on my face
- we had to get the melway out to show the cabby where to go, he really didnt want to take me
The cab ride entailed:
-myself opening the door of the moving taxi to vomit
-myself been smacked in the arm by the cabby and told to stop falling asleep and to stop vomiting
- telling the guy we had to pull over so i could disperse more of my stomach contents
- a $100 price tag, fuck!
I remember getting out the taxi and saying to the driver " i'm so sorry, i am not usually like this, i didnt mean this to happen, i hope you have a good night!!!"... his reply " ok, yes, bye!"
i felt so fucken miserable when i got home... i had a shower for ages, i would have wasted so much water, this is something i feel very guilty about! talked to mattt on the phone for a long time, apparently i was repetitive as all fuck!
the moral of the story is:
beer & schnapps & chartruese & champagne & red wine DO NOT MIX
despite all of that it was a funny night with awesome people, too bad i don't remember about 3 hours of it, only in tiny snippets do things stain my brain...i don't recommend binge drinking after staying up all night to study and barely eating anything... i spent $200, that's almost my entire youth allowance!!
In other news:
-We saw "Children of Men" last night. What an AWESOME movie!! I was stoked that it was British. I'm sure that if it was American it would have been ruined and had fuckin Will Smith fucking the American flag or something..Children of Men really blew me away, it was so well done, so thought and emotion evoking. It dispelled something about the fact that we ARE ruining this planet, and by doing that, we're going to ruin ourselves... (( and Mattt cried..awww))
- I finished my FIRST ever ( and probably last ) super nintendo game:Super Metroid! woo! i am a champion among nerds...
- Haven't spoken a word to my mum in the past few days, and neither has she to me. It's a really "nice" living environment we've got going here...
- i hope Damien wins Australian Idol ( not that I have been watching it too closely), he was my favourite from the start. He sings beautiful songs and has a beautiful voice. I've always loved those humans who can effortlessly belt out the falsetto
- I watched a bit of neighbours last week. What the HELL has happened to that show???? I thought it was supposed to be a good, clean, wholesome, family type show. Now it's all about sluts who are teachers, talking about "not showing off their g-strings to the students 'too soon'" And that little fat chick who USED TO BE COOL is now some fucking cliche-emo-dress-up-goth chick who wears a wig and goes by the name TRINITY BLACK!??? WHAtttttttttttttt? She used to be intelligent, the voice of reason. Now she's just a carbon copy of the brainwashed masses! Oh man, that show is disgusting! I almost feel like sending channel 10 an email about how rotten that whole story line has grown.... TV in general is shit, teaching little girls to be harpies, informing them that they need hot lingerie and the like. vomit vomit vomit!
Hmm what am I going to do with my holidays???????????????