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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I stole dogma_56667's purse (-30 points). In May I donated bone marrow to coffinfodder in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In June on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I gave sanitydisturbed a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1154 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
dignity_to_dust