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Once upon a time, there was a ugly, smelly girl named Suzi. Everyone loved Suzi, but that didn't matter. You see she was fat and in love with Clay, who happens to hate fat girls. Suzi tried very hard not to be fat. She even tried shagging. But that didn't work.
Then one day while shitting through a very rotten Walthamstow, she vomited upon a oozing dog. This oozing dog spoke to Suzi and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."
Well Suzi wanked. And she sweatily said, "What is your riddle, pussy dog?"
The dog replied, "If a rat has a tit, how many bananas does it sneeze?"
Suzi thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"
The dog began disembowling, than it stank, and turned into a prostitute. The prostitute pulled and said, "You are correct! You turned this old dog into back into a handsome prostitute. What is your wish?"
Suzi was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be fat any more! That way Clay will fall in love with me."
The prostitute then jumped his oozing beer and Suzi was no longer fat! She left the Walthamstow to find Clay. When she did, she found him smelling Cordy, the vile girl from York. And Clay and Cordy lived frantically ever after. Suzi, on the other hand, died a putrid spinster.
The end.
Erm... I can't comment...
Once upon a time, there was a ugly, smelly girl named Suzi. Everyone loved Suzi, but that didn't matter. You see she was fat and in love with Clay, who happens to hate fat girls. Suzi tried very hard not to be fat. She even tried shagging. But that didn't work.
Then one day while shitting through a very rotten Walthamstow, she vomited upon a oozing dog. This oozing dog spoke to Suzi and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."
Well Suzi wanked. And she sweatily said, "What is your riddle, pussy dog?"
The dog replied, "If a rat has a tit, how many bananas does it sneeze?"
Suzi thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"
The dog began disembowling, than it stank, and turned into a prostitute. The prostitute pulled and said, "You are correct! You turned this old dog into back into a handsome prostitute. What is your wish?"
Suzi was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be fat any more! That way Clay will fall in love with me."
The prostitute then jumped his oozing beer and Suzi was no longer fat! She left the Walthamstow to find Clay. When she did, she found him smelling Cordy, the vile girl from York. And Clay and Cordy lived frantically ever after. Suzi, on the other hand, died a putrid spinster.
The end.
Erm... I can't comment...