ewwww
today at work i was doing some gardening. i move this big pile of dirt and a huge beetle crawls out (huge being an inch). i thought "oh thats cool." and then to my surprise another beetle crawls out. i think "what a good day- two beetles!" then the second beetle races towards the first and, uh, climbs on top of it. the first one stops and they start, um... doing, the, uh... horizontal mambo. it was like a train wreck, don't want to stare but you can't look away. i decided to go work somewhere else, hoping they'd be finished by the time i got back... but having no knowledge of beetle... mating habits, i decided not to return and saved that section for tomorrow.