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I found this funny...
Oh and Andrea, i hope he's lying about you seeing him..... This guy is obviously insane, oh and not only is he insane, he's incredibly gullable, he believes everything i say to him, even the whole arresting thing... He believed it enough to argue you it until the subject got so worn out that i got bored of instigating his stupidity =/
Enjoy...
jayyzzorro: oooo, the big bad military man wants to fight me, im so scared, lmfao, dude, dont you have to go drink a beer and cut your wrist some more?
DigitalSimulacre: you know, i was anticipating your IM, i knew the moment i took away off that you would come at me with some idiotic comment.
jayyzzorro: heh, your the one challenging me over a girl who dosnt even like you, whos the bitch now?
DigitalSimulacre: Challenging you over a girl?
DigitalSimulacre: You are the one who said an unnessacary thing to me on LJ
DigitalSimulacre: Andrea isnt a part of this.
DigitalSimulacre: and It wouldnt be a challenge
jayyzzorro: well, shes the subject that started all this shit, just realize it already man, no one here likes you, how many people need to tell you that
DigitalSimulacre: get real man.
DigitalSimulacre: Who are these people you're talking about?
DigitalSimulacre: You don't even know any of my belchertown friends.
jayyzzorro: thats because...uh oh, heres a thought...there arent any!!!!
DigitalSimulacre: and even if there are a few people who don't like me, why don't you get a clue, It doesn't matter to me, i'm 2000 miles away, and im a grown ass man, i don't depend on peoples opinion of me.
DigitalSimulacre: Dude is there a point to you saying that?
DigitalSimulacre: Because it really doesn't hold any weight to it o.O
jayyzzorro: then stay there, lol, its not like were all begging you to come here
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: I'm coming home to see my family for christmas
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: and to see Andrea
jayyzzorro: lol, she thinks your psycho dude, she has no intrest in you, your just another dude she knows
DigitalSimulacre: ..
DigitalSimulacre: Oh ya?
DigitalSimulacre: lol =]
DigitalSimulacre: thats funny.
DigitalSimulacre: You're the one stalking her.
DigitalSimulacre: Talking to her like she hasn't made up her mind..
DigitalSimulacre: You're the one who thinks you can get back together with her JUST because you say you love her
DigitalSimulacre: You have no consideration for the fact that she may not feel the same way
DigitalSimulacre: You're just THAT selfish
DigitalSimulacre: and i helped her see that dude.
DigitalSimulacre: i pointed it out.
DigitalSimulacre: Doesn't that just piss you off?
jayyzzorro: if only you knew man, lol, you way over there, lol, chris lives right here and town and he dosnt even have a clue either, he thinks he knows, but oh how wrong he is
DigitalSimulacre: Okay.
DigitalSimulacre: See now thats the crazy talk we're chatting about here.
DigitalSimulacre: Dillusions of self grandeur
jayyzzorro: ill believe that when she stops seeing me like she did tonight, stops talking to me, yeah, show me proof, ive never been big on words, always liked solid proof to back it up
DigitalSimulacre: Well again I'll ask her if it's true.
DigitalSimulacre: And if it is.. I'll have to talk to her about it.
DigitalSimulacre: She doesn't want to be alone right now, i understand that.
DigitalSimulacre: You see, what you don't, no wait... What you FAIL to see is, It doesn't matter to me...
DigitalSimulacre: Andrea is just someone i wouldn't mind getting to know better, and i've told her that.
DigitalSimulacre: That is why we're going to hook up in december.
DigitalSimulacre: see how it goes.
DigitalSimulacre: Maybe you're not mature enough to know thats how things work in the real world.
jayyzzorro: lmao, you think shell tell you shes seeing me?, hey, over here, yeah, wake up, shes telling chris i dont exist to keep him as a friend, you think shell be all like, yes eric, im lying to everyone, dude, come on, seriously
DigitalSimulacre: The world of grown ups, mature people who understand how things work in this world.
DigitalSimulacre: We'll find out man.
DigitalSimulacre: She talks about chris like he's everything
DigitalSimulacre: She'd be with him if he wanted her.
DigitalSimulacre: I think you underestimate things way too much.
DigitalSimulacre: I also believe you have an image problem.
DigitalSimulacre: You're defending yourself by claiming you've been with andrea.
DigitalSimulacre: When thats of no consequence to me at all.
DigitalSimulacre: So whats the point in even bringing it up?
DigitalSimulacre: It doesn't bother me?
DigitalSimulacre: You think i'm bothered by the fact that you might be fucking someone that i might be with in december?
DigitalSimulacre: Not at all man.
jayyzzorro: he does want her but she dosnt want to screw him, hence why he hates me, im bangin her and hes not, meaning im getting what he wants and thats just a tad fristrating, as for you hooking up with her?, well, if im still around and shes not bullshitting me, then youll be hooking up with her over my cold dead body asshole
DigitalSimulacre: Well
DigitalSimulacre: We've already made the plans
DigitalSimulacre: Oh and did i tell you what i'm getting her for graduation?
DigitalSimulacre: a plane ticket.
DigitalSimulacre: and guess where the plane lands?
DigitalSimulacre: :-o
DigitalSimulacre: And btw..
DigitalSimulacre: you have it backwards.
DigitalSimulacre: Chris doesn't want to hook up with andrea...
DigitalSimulacre: Andrea has the thing for him
DigitalSimulacre: and Chris hates you
DigitalSimulacre: because you abuse andrea
DigitalSimulacre: and you stalk her
DigitalSimulacre: Thats what i've been told by BOTH of them
jayyzzorro: yeah, im so abusive, i think her dad has me far surpassed on that one
DigitalSimulacre: So i'm more likely to believe that than the shit you're spewing.
DigitalSimulacre: Well jee, again you stray off topic.
DigitalSimulacre: It isn't about her dad, it's about you abusing her, and her saying things about that, how much it bothers her.
jayyzzorro: proove it man,m show me some i/m's, show me some journal entries, you dont have shit for proof of what shes supposedly said
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: Why would i log my instant messages/
DigitalSimulacre: ?
DigitalSimulacre: I'm not crazy, i don't need to keep track of conversations i have with people.
jayyzzorro: depending on what you use there automatically logged
DigitalSimulacre: I turn off logging because i don't want a folder full of useless text files..
DigitalSimulacre: I'm very well literate with computers there chief.
DigitalSimulacre: It's only my fucking primary function
DigitalSimulacre: next to killing ragheads
jayyzzorro: mm, well, their everywhere, so have fun finding them all, they run the store in town now too, so heym bring your rifle up here when you come home, a nice show of insanity really wows the ladies
DigitalSimulacre: a show of insanity?
DigitalSimulacre: oh and btw..
DigitalSimulacre: When i use the term ragheads.
DigitalSimulacre: That would be terrorists.
DigitalSimulacre: Not innocent arabs...
DigitalSimulacre: o.O
DigitalSimulacre: Way to generalize my generalization.
jayyzzorro: mmyeah
jayyzzorro: well, have fun in fantasy land, thinking youll be with andrea and whisk her aay to middle of nowhere, like i said, if im still around itll be over my dead body....
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: If thats what you want
DigitalSimulacre: But hey dude.
DigitalSimulacre: Friendly reminder.
DigitalSimulacre: If you put your hands on me, or even threaten me, I can arrest you, and have you charged with more than one federal offense.
jayyzzorro: as i can to you too dumbass, your in the military, your not god or invincible, therefore your just another guy like me, only you wear a uniform
DigitalSimulacre: You can't arrest me...
DigitalSimulacre: lol
jayyzzorro: ands you arresting me?, hrm, last time i checked only cops can do that, id love to see you arrest me, id shit myself laughing
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: Dude...
DigitalSimulacre: cops have local jurisdiction..
DigitalSimulacre: I have federal jurisdiction.
DigitalSimulacre: If you do anything to me
DigitalSimulacre: I can bring you in
DigitalSimulacre: and have them lock you up, give them my statement
DigitalSimulacre: and go home.
jayyzzorro: hey dude, your in the army, your not a coip, a sherrif, or anything, you shoot terroists and get drunk essentially, how the hell do you get the power to arrest me?, lol, i live in belchertown, this is my area, so i can arrest you here, pfft, yeah right, so drink and cut yourself up, you fucking nutcase
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: Uhm..
DigitalSimulacre: I don't think you understand man
DigitalSimulacre: You do know it is a federal crime to assault military personnel.
DigitalSimulacre: It actually falls under multiple offenses.
DigitalSimulacre: Assaulting government personnel, damage to government property
jayyzzorro: and when they hit first its open season to do whatever the hell is necessary, go ahead, come home, ill stand there and let you hit me, then ill beat your ass, i may be on probation, but you throw the first punch and im able to do whatever is necessary to make you not a threat, i do know the legal system by now
DigitalSimulacre: hurry up and type faster already, im eager to see your response to my instigation!
DigitalSimulacre: I won't throw a punch
jayyzzorro: lol, thats funny, its so easy to get people to do that, you just need to know what buttons to push
DigitalSimulacre: I know all the buttons to push when it comes to you
DigitalSimulacre: I'm glad you've supplied me with this entertainment on a tuesday night.
DigitalSimulacre: now im going back to watch the rest of dawn of the dead.
DigitalSimulacre: Peace..
DigitalSimulacre: Oh P.S you can read this conversation in my journal.
Oh and Andrea, i hope he's lying about you seeing him..... This guy is obviously insane, oh and not only is he insane, he's incredibly gullable, he believes everything i say to him, even the whole arresting thing... He believed it enough to argue you it until the subject got so worn out that i got bored of instigating his stupidity =/
Enjoy...
jayyzzorro: oooo, the big bad military man wants to fight me, im so scared, lmfao, dude, dont you have to go drink a beer and cut your wrist some more?
DigitalSimulacre: you know, i was anticipating your IM, i knew the moment i took away off that you would come at me with some idiotic comment.
jayyzzorro: heh, your the one challenging me over a girl who dosnt even like you, whos the bitch now?
DigitalSimulacre: Challenging you over a girl?
DigitalSimulacre: You are the one who said an unnessacary thing to me on LJ
DigitalSimulacre: Andrea isnt a part of this.
DigitalSimulacre: and It wouldnt be a challenge
jayyzzorro: well, shes the subject that started all this shit, just realize it already man, no one here likes you, how many people need to tell you that
DigitalSimulacre: get real man.
DigitalSimulacre: Who are these people you're talking about?
DigitalSimulacre: You don't even know any of my belchertown friends.
jayyzzorro: thats because...uh oh, heres a thought...there arent any!!!!
DigitalSimulacre: and even if there are a few people who don't like me, why don't you get a clue, It doesn't matter to me, i'm 2000 miles away, and im a grown ass man, i don't depend on peoples opinion of me.
DigitalSimulacre: Dude is there a point to you saying that?
DigitalSimulacre: Because it really doesn't hold any weight to it o.O
jayyzzorro: then stay there, lol, its not like were all begging you to come here
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: I'm coming home to see my family for christmas
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: and to see Andrea
jayyzzorro: lol, she thinks your psycho dude, she has no intrest in you, your just another dude she knows
DigitalSimulacre: ..
DigitalSimulacre: Oh ya?
DigitalSimulacre: lol =]
DigitalSimulacre: thats funny.
DigitalSimulacre: You're the one stalking her.
DigitalSimulacre: Talking to her like she hasn't made up her mind..
DigitalSimulacre: You're the one who thinks you can get back together with her JUST because you say you love her
DigitalSimulacre: You have no consideration for the fact that she may not feel the same way
DigitalSimulacre: You're just THAT selfish
DigitalSimulacre: and i helped her see that dude.
DigitalSimulacre: i pointed it out.
DigitalSimulacre: Doesn't that just piss you off?
jayyzzorro: if only you knew man, lol, you way over there, lol, chris lives right here and town and he dosnt even have a clue either, he thinks he knows, but oh how wrong he is
DigitalSimulacre: Okay.
DigitalSimulacre: See now thats the crazy talk we're chatting about here.
DigitalSimulacre: Dillusions of self grandeur
jayyzzorro: ill believe that when she stops seeing me like she did tonight, stops talking to me, yeah, show me proof, ive never been big on words, always liked solid proof to back it up
DigitalSimulacre: Well again I'll ask her if it's true.
DigitalSimulacre: And if it is.. I'll have to talk to her about it.
DigitalSimulacre: She doesn't want to be alone right now, i understand that.
DigitalSimulacre: You see, what you don't, no wait... What you FAIL to see is, It doesn't matter to me...
DigitalSimulacre: Andrea is just someone i wouldn't mind getting to know better, and i've told her that.
DigitalSimulacre: That is why we're going to hook up in december.
DigitalSimulacre: see how it goes.
DigitalSimulacre: Maybe you're not mature enough to know thats how things work in the real world.
jayyzzorro: lmao, you think shell tell you shes seeing me?, hey, over here, yeah, wake up, shes telling chris i dont exist to keep him as a friend, you think shell be all like, yes eric, im lying to everyone, dude, come on, seriously
DigitalSimulacre: The world of grown ups, mature people who understand how things work in this world.
DigitalSimulacre: We'll find out man.
DigitalSimulacre: She talks about chris like he's everything
DigitalSimulacre: She'd be with him if he wanted her.
DigitalSimulacre: I think you underestimate things way too much.
DigitalSimulacre: I also believe you have an image problem.
DigitalSimulacre: You're defending yourself by claiming you've been with andrea.
DigitalSimulacre: When thats of no consequence to me at all.
DigitalSimulacre: So whats the point in even bringing it up?
DigitalSimulacre: It doesn't bother me?
DigitalSimulacre: You think i'm bothered by the fact that you might be fucking someone that i might be with in december?
DigitalSimulacre: Not at all man.
jayyzzorro: he does want her but she dosnt want to screw him, hence why he hates me, im bangin her and hes not, meaning im getting what he wants and thats just a tad fristrating, as for you hooking up with her?, well, if im still around and shes not bullshitting me, then youll be hooking up with her over my cold dead body asshole
DigitalSimulacre: Well
DigitalSimulacre: We've already made the plans
DigitalSimulacre: Oh and did i tell you what i'm getting her for graduation?
DigitalSimulacre: a plane ticket.
DigitalSimulacre: and guess where the plane lands?
DigitalSimulacre: :-o
DigitalSimulacre: And btw..
DigitalSimulacre: you have it backwards.
DigitalSimulacre: Chris doesn't want to hook up with andrea...
DigitalSimulacre: Andrea has the thing for him
DigitalSimulacre: and Chris hates you
DigitalSimulacre: because you abuse andrea
DigitalSimulacre: and you stalk her
DigitalSimulacre: Thats what i've been told by BOTH of them
jayyzzorro: yeah, im so abusive, i think her dad has me far surpassed on that one
DigitalSimulacre: So i'm more likely to believe that than the shit you're spewing.
DigitalSimulacre: Well jee, again you stray off topic.
DigitalSimulacre: It isn't about her dad, it's about you abusing her, and her saying things about that, how much it bothers her.
jayyzzorro: proove it man,m show me some i/m's, show me some journal entries, you dont have shit for proof of what shes supposedly said
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: Why would i log my instant messages/
DigitalSimulacre: ?
DigitalSimulacre: I'm not crazy, i don't need to keep track of conversations i have with people.
jayyzzorro: depending on what you use there automatically logged
DigitalSimulacre: I turn off logging because i don't want a folder full of useless text files..
DigitalSimulacre: I'm very well literate with computers there chief.
DigitalSimulacre: It's only my fucking primary function
DigitalSimulacre: next to killing ragheads
jayyzzorro: mm, well, their everywhere, so have fun finding them all, they run the store in town now too, so heym bring your rifle up here when you come home, a nice show of insanity really wows the ladies
DigitalSimulacre: a show of insanity?
DigitalSimulacre: oh and btw..
DigitalSimulacre: When i use the term ragheads.
DigitalSimulacre: That would be terrorists.
DigitalSimulacre: Not innocent arabs...
DigitalSimulacre: o.O
DigitalSimulacre: Way to generalize my generalization.
jayyzzorro: mmyeah
jayyzzorro: well, have fun in fantasy land, thinking youll be with andrea and whisk her aay to middle of nowhere, like i said, if im still around itll be over my dead body....
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: If thats what you want
DigitalSimulacre: But hey dude.
DigitalSimulacre: Friendly reminder.
DigitalSimulacre: If you put your hands on me, or even threaten me, I can arrest you, and have you charged with more than one federal offense.
jayyzzorro: as i can to you too dumbass, your in the military, your not god or invincible, therefore your just another guy like me, only you wear a uniform
DigitalSimulacre: You can't arrest me...
DigitalSimulacre: lol
jayyzzorro: ands you arresting me?, hrm, last time i checked only cops can do that, id love to see you arrest me, id shit myself laughing
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: Dude...
DigitalSimulacre: cops have local jurisdiction..
DigitalSimulacre: I have federal jurisdiction.
DigitalSimulacre: If you do anything to me
DigitalSimulacre: I can bring you in
DigitalSimulacre: and have them lock you up, give them my statement
DigitalSimulacre: and go home.
jayyzzorro: hey dude, your in the army, your not a coip, a sherrif, or anything, you shoot terroists and get drunk essentially, how the hell do you get the power to arrest me?, lol, i live in belchertown, this is my area, so i can arrest you here, pfft, yeah right, so drink and cut yourself up, you fucking nutcase
DigitalSimulacre: ...
DigitalSimulacre: Uhm..
DigitalSimulacre: I don't think you understand man
DigitalSimulacre: You do know it is a federal crime to assault military personnel.
DigitalSimulacre: It actually falls under multiple offenses.
DigitalSimulacre: Assaulting government personnel, damage to government property
jayyzzorro: and when they hit first its open season to do whatever the hell is necessary, go ahead, come home, ill stand there and let you hit me, then ill beat your ass, i may be on probation, but you throw the first punch and im able to do whatever is necessary to make you not a threat, i do know the legal system by now
DigitalSimulacre: hurry up and type faster already, im eager to see your response to my instigation!
DigitalSimulacre: I won't throw a punch
jayyzzorro: lol, thats funny, its so easy to get people to do that, you just need to know what buttons to push
DigitalSimulacre: I know all the buttons to push when it comes to you
DigitalSimulacre: I'm glad you've supplied me with this entertainment on a tuesday night.
DigitalSimulacre: now im going back to watch the rest of dawn of the dead.
DigitalSimulacre: Peace..
DigitalSimulacre: Oh P.S you can read this conversation in my journal.