Amusing Part 3
Metal Man gets hit with shoulder spikes, oh hades this fight would only end in tears two likely blade weaks duling. "Yes I'm taking you down you cheap... ugg RIP OFF!" Metal Man now moves in low an fast to try and catch Blade Man in a body hug.
Metal Man misses you with his Body Hug attack.
[OOC] Liquor Man says, "Gaaay~"
[OOC] Liquor Man <.< >.>
Sexy: Sugar says, "HOW?! How does Metal Man keep missing you, Blade?"
[OOC] Blade Man says, "..."
Not A Traitor, Quiet Man says, "Dumb luck."
Drunk: Liquor Man says, "Blade Man's superior jumping technique is clearly... superior."
Stupid: Blade Man says, "Emphasis on the dumb"
Metal Man says "I already did!" At leas he thinks he did as he now gets hit again with another attack, this time he's tabbed. "..." He's leaking mech fluid and now. "... Okay now you scream!" Metal Man now readies anotheer blade and slings it at Blade the Stampeed.
Metal Man misses you with his Sawblade attack.
Samech (sam) pages: Ninjaaaaaa powa!
Samech (sam) pages: You have absorbed Shadow into your body and become superior
You paged Samech with 'LOL'
[OOC] Quiet Man says, "oooo-kay."
[OOC] Liquor Man says, "Clearly, Blade Man ate Shadow Man. Samech is correct."
[OOC] Tron Bonne snickers
[OOC] Liquor Man begins hitting Blade Man in the back of the head. 'Spit it out. We do Not! Eat! Ninjas! In! This! Household!'
As Blade Man gets thrown and strafes, firing back at the swirling Ring Man, the form of ring just drops like a rock for no reason whatever, the attack that Blade Man threw at him going right over his head. Ring Man appears through the dust cloud holding a staggering amount of rings. The rings do split quickly instead of staying big, large, and heavy. Instead, they all become mini, small, micro even. That doesn't matter through, since the sheer number of rings are amazing.
Ring Man holds them all in a special way, on hand over the other as he heads towards Blade Man once more to give him some pay back for being such a nice sport about it. That was, until Ring Man got close enough to start spewing off the stack towards him. It doesn't stop when he gets close to him, it doesn't stop when he jumps. It doesn't stop when he lands or runs around. It stops when he runs out, which is when he's too tired to throw anymore, and just chucks them all. The only thing that's truly notable, is just how many rings he just freakin' threw.
Ring Man misses you with his Wow That Is A Lot Of Rings attack.
[OOC] Blade Man says, "I AM NINJA!!!"
There is one thing that is not good to do to the Green/Orange Devil after it has unleashed an large attack, and that's pelting it with massive amount of firepower! Because you see, there is an little known unstability in the Devil in thoes situations -- it's create and activate a bug where it's start producing goo at an alarming rate and there is no way to stop it!
Actualy, it's just Cut Man piloting this thing, and it probably would never happen to anyone else. Life sucks like that.
As it get damaged, the Green Devil begins to grow and expand, several spots buldging out disgustingly. "Wha..WHAT!? WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING!?" Cut Man's voice screams through until...
*WAAAAABLOOOOOORRRRRRRRT!*
The Devil /EXPLODES/, sending TONS AND TONS of Orange/Green jello on the battle field, not to forget the Central Eye FLYING INTO THE DISTANCE.
"CURSE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllll...."
Green Devil strikes Cliche Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil strikes Liquor Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil strikes Sclera with its Goo Splatter attack.
Sclera falls to the ground, unconscious, due to massive systems damage.
Green Devil strikes Ghost Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Ghost Man's forcefield withstands the attack.
Green Devil misses you with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil strikes Ring Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil strikes Ice Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil strikes Ferham with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil misses Dust Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil strikes Spark Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil strikes Shark Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Shark Man falls to the ground, unconscious, due to massive systems damage.
Green Devil strikes Quiet Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Green Devil strikes Stone Man with its Goo Splatter attack.
Stone Man falls to the ground, unconscious, due to massive systems damage.
Green Devil falls to the ground, unconscious, due to massive systems damage.
[OOC] Liquor Man says, ".... Also, Blade Man and Dust Man apparently divided Shadow Man betwixt them like an UNHOLY NINJA HAPPY MEAL."
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Stupid: Blade Man says, "Someone is gonna either get my primary chucked at em or a Robot Rampage before this ends..."
Drunk: Liquor Man says, "1 2 3 not it."
Drunk: Liquor Man <.< >.>
Stupid: Blade Man says, "... I meant one of them."
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[OOC] Liquor Man adopts Blade Man as The World's Dumbest Hireling.
[OOC] Liquor Man Retreat! ... Why? *Shoots things*
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Because the stupid isn't just IC:
Stupid: Blade Man says, "... I just superglued 2 fingers together... Ow."
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[OOC] Holocaust says, "Wut!"
[OOC] Holocaust says, "Where did you all come from?"
[OOC] Blade Man says, "A place."