gnomes
Well the gnomes that live round the base of my tree have formed themselves a "workers union". *Tisk*
Some of you may remember that a little while ago they picketed my tree demanding more beer. Well the upshot of that is this union which they hastily formed when i gave them a choice of, quit it or die.
All this union thing means is they get wednesday afternoons off which they use to sit round drinking beer until they are so drunk they pass out, snoring loudly.
I didn't think it was possible they could do less work but the union has proved me wrong.
Some of you may remember that a little while ago they picketed my tree demanding more beer. Well the upshot of that is this union which they hastily formed when i gave them a choice of, quit it or die.
All this union thing means is they get wednesday afternoons off which they use to sit round drinking beer until they are so drunk they pass out, snoring loudly.
I didn't think it was possible they could do less work but the union has proved me wrong.