Hittin' the Pinkerton, purrrrty hard.

Sep 12, 2008 21:50

I loved that album in 8th grade, and I love it even more now. I love that Rivers Cuomo hates Pinkerton the most of all the Weezer albums. Apparently he has no recollection of writing it because he was fucked up on painkillers at the time, recovering from a leg-lengthening surgery.

Last night was pretty funny, pretty confusing at the same time. I had a big coed game that I wasn't feeling 100% for. We lost, but I played really well so I can't be too disappointed. After the game we congregated in the parking lot, per tradition, and close to midnight the captain of the team invited everyone back to his apartment. Four of us headed that way and the captain or the other 12 people that were coming weren't. The four of us waited for about an hour and tried calling the other people but nobody answered. So we got pissed and decided we were going to drink all of their beer and talk shit about them. AAAAAnnnnd there was a lot of shit that was to be talked. So many people on my team (it's coed btw) have hooked up, cried during sex, peed the bed, liked it in the butt, etc. etc. etc. The four of us were so drunk by the team all the other people showed up, and when they came through the door, we busted out laughing. It was like a sexual shame parade with a "pissed the bed" float and "slept with all of the outfield players in two weeks" float. Pretty funny.

I've only messed around with one chick on the team, but I refused to sleep with her because I could just picture the rest of the guys on my team standing on the sideline, waiting for their turn. She ended up sleeping with two different guys on our team, so that was good looking out on my part. I did have my own drama though. There is this girl who is friends with a couple of the guys on my team so she shows up a lot to watch. She's really hot and funny and we talk every now and then. Apparently her and our captain are in this whole sad, love song situation, where they aren't together but one of them wants to be, and this and that and the other. Well last night, she was cozying up to me while he was sandwiched between last weeks conquests, pee girl and team whore. She gave me her a number and wants to hang out, but I feel really icky about doing it. I feel like he's probably moved on from it cos he's fucking other girls, but I know that sometimes when you're heartbroken you go on little sprees to try and make yourself feel better. The mantra iiiiiis "Bros before Hoes" but Eric Alvarez 101 clearly dictates "any girl is available at any given time." I don't want to fuck with my friend's shit, but this girl is smoking and i've liked her since i've meet her, before i knew about her and the cap'n. I guess I know what I should do, I just don't really want to do it. nargh.
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