open casket funeral on a rainy day

[digitalkiss]

if it is what i think it is then i am going to obtain citizenship
or i am going to dig a hole
really i am helpless and would not know what to do
nothing short of crushing my limbs in automatic revolving doors
or shoving my hands into a document shredder

waking up to the warm foul breath of your lover
with your ass stuck to the sheets
what would you trade it for?
another hour or so on the internet and a whitecastle burger with tartar sauce
or a "sick bag" coated in wax conveniently found in the back pocket of the passenger's seat directly in front of you along with the inflight magazine the safety manual and a waver form
"we are not responsible for your death but we now offer 20% more leg room enjoy your flight while our flight crew helps themselves to the minibar"

"i dont see how we are allowed to have pets on the flight but are not allowed to serve peanuts i am certain more people have pet allergies than peanut allergies"

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