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Bill Hicks Qoutes
R.I.P. Bill Hicks, you are by far..my favorite comedian.
Random Qoutes-
Women should be obscene and not heard. - John Lennon
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle
In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin
You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand. - Leonardo da Vinci
Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth. - Mark Twain
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it. - Swedish Proverb
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) British Statesman, Prime Minister, Author
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last. - Unknown
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An Unofficial Jerry Seinfeld Website
Click here!
*It has scripts, dvds, and other really cool things from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" & "Seinfeld".
Booble - The Official Adult Search Engine
Click here!
*Quite funny, indeed. An actual play on "Google" -- this search engine is devoted to finding a solution to your temporary upstanding *wink* problem.
Oddly Enough - Courtesy of Yahoo!
Click Here!
Silly Czech's! This article is entitled, "This Must Be Homer Simpson" - Read it and you'll see why.
Click Here
Isn't it ironic? This article is humorous but those who are softhearted, prepare to cry.
Sign the Petition! Stop Ashlee Simpson!
Click here!
I've signed it atleast three times.
Flip Flop's for Bush!
Click here!
This is so cute.
525 Reasons.com
Click here!
You can only imagine some of the reasons, for example: #517 - Because Anyone Who Can't Play Rock-Paper-Scissors Shouldn't Be Leading Our Country
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Random Sites I stumbled across thanks to Bored.com-
Bathroomlife.com - Bathroom Humor
Crazythoughts.com - Definitely, crazy thoughts.
Namehumor.com - Most are cheesey, but there are a few good ones.
Officeslang.com - Something to show your boss.
Phonespelling.com - See what your phone # spells
Crazycriminals.com - Actual Crimes by Crazy Criminals
Sillymessages.com - Time to change the message on your machine?
Getannoyed.com - Annoy the perpetual fuck outta people with this one.
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That should keep you all entertained for a couple of days.
I'm going to go run UK.
And hopefully, I'll get to see Justin later.
*crosses fingers*
Cross yours too!
Bill Hicks Qoutes
R.I.P. Bill Hicks, you are by far..my favorite comedian.
Random Qoutes-
Women should be obscene and not heard. - John Lennon
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle
In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin
You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand. - Leonardo da Vinci
Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth. - Mark Twain
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it. - Swedish Proverb
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) British Statesman, Prime Minister, Author
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last. - Unknown
----------------------------
An Unofficial Jerry Seinfeld Website
Click here!
*It has scripts, dvds, and other really cool things from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" & "Seinfeld".
Booble - The Official Adult Search Engine
Click here!
*Quite funny, indeed. An actual play on "Google" -- this search engine is devoted to finding a solution to your temporary upstanding *wink* problem.
Oddly Enough - Courtesy of Yahoo!
Click Here!
Silly Czech's! This article is entitled, "This Must Be Homer Simpson" - Read it and you'll see why.
Click Here
Isn't it ironic? This article is humorous but those who are softhearted, prepare to cry.
Sign the Petition! Stop Ashlee Simpson!
Click here!
I've signed it atleast three times.
Flip Flop's for Bush!
Click here!
This is so cute.
525 Reasons.com
Click here!
You can only imagine some of the reasons, for example: #517 - Because Anyone Who Can't Play Rock-Paper-Scissors Shouldn't Be Leading Our Country
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Random Sites I stumbled across thanks to Bored.com-
Bathroomlife.com - Bathroom Humor
Crazythoughts.com - Definitely, crazy thoughts.
Namehumor.com - Most are cheesey, but there are a few good ones.
Officeslang.com - Something to show your boss.
Phonespelling.com - See what your phone # spells
Crazycriminals.com - Actual Crimes by Crazy Criminals
Sillymessages.com - Time to change the message on your machine?
Getannoyed.com - Annoy the perpetual fuck outta people with this one.
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That should keep you all entertained for a couple of days.
I'm going to go run UK.
And hopefully, I'll get to see Justin later.
*crosses fingers*
Cross yours too!