Happy 30th Birthday, DOMOTO KOICHI!!
(Sorry to everyone who has to see this on their f-list. I couldn't bear to lj-cut this because it's Koichi. Erm. That doesn't really make sense does it?)
Happy 30th Birthday, DOMOTO KOICHI-!!
Congratulations on reaching thirty years old. And sorry about being so late. I tried to come up with something, but in the end I'm still empty handed. So - a kinda not-really letter:
Dear Koichi,
You love kindergarten level jokes. Especially kindergarten level dirty jokes. You get excited talking about toilets - you say you don't use the restroom and you let it all out into the air; you ask what's the toilet for and you love imitating toilets.
You're always complaining about being tired, you've been said to not move at all after work, but you still face your job seriously.
You shout 'Ugly!' and 'Shut up!' to your fans, but I'd do anything to hear you shout that in real life. We all love hearing it anyway, though if it were anyone other idol I might try reaching into my screen to punch them. But because it's you and your ridiculous smile, I'd gladly hear it a thousand times.
You don't listen to your guests, but you're still the perfect host because you're you. You sometimes keep talking and ignore everyone else but you insist there's nothing wrong.
You also insist that your drawing's are perfect. And truly, from an artistic point of view...they're still horrible. Sorry, Koichi. They're all a work of art though. Only because they're drawn by you.
You said you're sealing the whole toupee topic because you're thirty, but I doubt you would be able to. Can you resist making fun of your own hair? More, importantly, can the fans resist?...But still, your soft hair that has you stuck in the same hairstyle forever and your cat-ear dye is my favorite. Not that you can change much about it, but please don't anyway. :)
I love making fun of you, but you're also the first idol I've ever respected so stupidly much.
Please remember to eat. Being too lazy to buy food is not a good excuse for eating a single bread for an entire day, especially after live shows and recordings. And please, take care while doing next year's Endless SHOCK performance. Having to continue such a difficult show at thirty years old...Falling off stairs, for god's sake. REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
Love, another fan.
And now I dive into a hole after embarrassing myself for shameless love.
Happy 30th Birthday, DOMOTO KOICHI-!!
Congratulations on reaching thirty years old. And sorry about being so late. I tried to come up with something, but in the end I'm still empty handed. So - a kinda not-really letter:
Dear Koichi,
You love kindergarten level jokes. Especially kindergarten level dirty jokes. You get excited talking about toilets - you say you don't use the restroom and you let it all out into the air; you ask what's the toilet for and you love imitating toilets.
You're always complaining about being tired, you've been said to not move at all after work, but you still face your job seriously.
You shout 'Ugly!' and 'Shut up!' to your fans, but I'd do anything to hear you shout that in real life. We all love hearing it anyway, though if it were anyone other idol I might try reaching into my screen to punch them. But because it's you and your ridiculous smile, I'd gladly hear it a thousand times.
You don't listen to your guests, but you're still the perfect host because you're you. You sometimes keep talking and ignore everyone else but you insist there's nothing wrong.
You also insist that your drawing's are perfect. And truly, from an artistic point of view...they're still horrible. Sorry, Koichi. They're all a work of art though. Only because they're drawn by you.
You said you're sealing the whole toupee topic because you're thirty, but I doubt you would be able to. Can you resist making fun of your own hair? More, importantly, can the fans resist?...But still, your soft hair that has you stuck in the same hairstyle forever and your cat-ear dye is my favorite. Not that you can change much about it, but please don't anyway. :)
I love making fun of you, but you're also the first idol I've ever respected so stupidly much.
Please remember to eat. Being too lazy to buy food is not a good excuse for eating a single bread for an entire day, especially after live shows and recordings. And please, take care while doing next year's Endless SHOCK performance. Having to continue such a difficult show at thirty years old...Falling off stairs, for god's sake. REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
Love, another fan.
And now I dive into a hole after embarrassing myself for shameless love.