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Jul 21, 2006 07:38

Where the Nintendo Fan Faggots go!

Fanboy says "Omg lol this series is so much more better than that series because it started on the NES 20 years ago and so I think that makes it kool cuz it's really old skool, and old skool means better lol omg"

Me "So we don't rate the games based on plot development, character depth, graphic quality, soundtrack caliber or any other likewise meaningful approach of judgement?"

Fanboy says "lol no wai!!! I think I'm sooo super kool bcuz I like to pretend I'm more of an old skool HxC gamer than the next guy!! Mario ftw!"

Me "Platformers suck...are completely unoriginal, and lack objective capacity"

Fanboy says "Omg you're such a n00b, go play some game with fancy graphics, 8-bit is too hardcore old school for you n00b"

Me "Yeah, I was playing Final Fantasy and Zelda when I was 5 man...Throwback is kool but it's not THAT kool. Respect the roots, but appreciate the development and evolution of the industry. Oh and come out of your hole and stop buying the repetitive CRAP that nintendo regurgitates for you."

Fanboy says "lol!!!11!! OMG I was so 3 years old when I played those games n00b. You don't know anything about old skool! Let's see you make a really succesful gaming company that produces hundreds of great games over the years!"

Me "You know what, you and Nintendo fucking deserve each other. Faggot."

Fanboy says "lol lol lol lol n00b, I bet you never even beat Super Mario! What kinda n00b are you anyways..."

Me "Conversation OVER."
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