Wanky Recommendations
Here are some recommedations for fiction and art from the fabulous HP_Wankfest. Everything should be considered not safe for work given the subject matter at hand -- self pleasuring!
Art
Lavender's Pink
Parvati Patil in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a WWW Daydream Charm
Buttons. It's Always The Buttons.
Argus Filch in Snape's Office with Buttons
Oh Argus!
Irma Pince in the Hogwarts Library with a Daydream Charm
Sunday Night Is Reserved For Staff Only
Harry Potter in the Prefect's Bath with a Potions Flask
Where is my fucking Broom?
Lily Evans in Hagrid's Pumpkin Patch with a Broomstick
Mirror Mirror
Lily Luna Potter in a Hogwarts Classroom with the Mirror of Erised
Forbidden Fruit
Regulus Black in Greenhouse Five with Padfoot's Collar
Caught!
Gellert Grindelwald in a Secret Passage with an Invisibility Cloak
Pretty in Red
Snape in the Divination Classroom with Lipstick
Private Time at Number Twelve
Sirius Black in Number Twelve, Grimauld Place with a House Tie
Fiction
The Best Kind of Friends are Golden
Lavender Brown in the Hogwarts Dorms with a Golden Snitch
(Self) Love in an Elevator
Alastor Moody in a Ministry Lift with a Potions Flask
The Uses of Dragon Parts
Gellert Grindelwald in Florean Fortescue's with a Dragon Tooth
Good Vibrations
Ginny Weasley at the Hogwarts Lake with a Wand
Do It Now. Lick It Good.
George Weasley in Florean Fortesque's with a WWW Daydream Charm
In Darkness Found
Bellatrix Lestrange in a Gringott's Vault with Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Delivering the Sword
Severus Snape in the Forest of Dean with the Sword of Gryffindor
Time Takes It All
Hermione Granger in a Magical Tent with Slytherin's Locket
Artificial Heat
Cho Chang in the Ravenclaw Dormitory with a Toy Dragon
The Glass Cauldron
Harry Potter in the Hogwarts Dungeons with a Cauldron
Thru A Glass Avidly
Neville Longbottom at the Hog's Head Inn with a Wizarding Portrait
Scent Of A Woman
Ron Weasley in a Magical Tent with Knickers
The Listener
Argus Filch in the Hogwarts Dungeons with an Extendable Ear
With Malice Aforethought
Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets with a Time-Turner
His Own Worst Enemy
Draco Malfoy in Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom with a Foe Glass
In a Seven Layer Trunk
Alastor Moody in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Foe Glass
Cherished Memories
Filius Flitwick in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Feather
Mind of Sight
Gellert Grindelwald in Godric's Hollow with Omnioculars
Dangerous Territory
Pansy Parkinson in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a Chocolate Frog Card
Revenge: Best Served Sticky
James Sirius Potter at 4 Privet Drive with a House Tie
Oraculum
Lucius Malfoy in the MOM Department of Mysteries with a Prophecy Sphere
Art
Lavender's Pink
Parvati Patil in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a WWW Daydream Charm
Buttons. It's Always The Buttons.
Argus Filch in Snape's Office with Buttons
Oh Argus!
Irma Pince in the Hogwarts Library with a Daydream Charm
Sunday Night Is Reserved For Staff Only
Harry Potter in the Prefect's Bath with a Potions Flask
Where is my fucking Broom?
Lily Evans in Hagrid's Pumpkin Patch with a Broomstick
Mirror Mirror
Lily Luna Potter in a Hogwarts Classroom with the Mirror of Erised
Forbidden Fruit
Regulus Black in Greenhouse Five with Padfoot's Collar
Caught!
Gellert Grindelwald in a Secret Passage with an Invisibility Cloak
Pretty in Red
Snape in the Divination Classroom with Lipstick
Private Time at Number Twelve
Sirius Black in Number Twelve, Grimauld Place with a House Tie
Fiction
The Best Kind of Friends are Golden
Lavender Brown in the Hogwarts Dorms with a Golden Snitch
(Self) Love in an Elevator
Alastor Moody in a Ministry Lift with a Potions Flask
The Uses of Dragon Parts
Gellert Grindelwald in Florean Fortescue's with a Dragon Tooth
Good Vibrations
Ginny Weasley at the Hogwarts Lake with a Wand
Do It Now. Lick It Good.
George Weasley in Florean Fortesque's with a WWW Daydream Charm
In Darkness Found
Bellatrix Lestrange in a Gringott's Vault with Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Delivering the Sword
Severus Snape in the Forest of Dean with the Sword of Gryffindor
Time Takes It All
Hermione Granger in a Magical Tent with Slytherin's Locket
Artificial Heat
Cho Chang in the Ravenclaw Dormitory with a Toy Dragon
The Glass Cauldron
Harry Potter in the Hogwarts Dungeons with a Cauldron
Thru A Glass Avidly
Neville Longbottom at the Hog's Head Inn with a Wizarding Portrait
Scent Of A Woman
Ron Weasley in a Magical Tent with Knickers
The Listener
Argus Filch in the Hogwarts Dungeons with an Extendable Ear
With Malice Aforethought
Tom Riddle in the Chamber of Secrets with a Time-Turner
His Own Worst Enemy
Draco Malfoy in Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom with a Foe Glass
In a Seven Layer Trunk
Alastor Moody in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Foe Glass
Cherished Memories
Filius Flitwick in a Hogwarts Classroom with a Feather
Mind of Sight
Gellert Grindelwald in Godric's Hollow with Omnioculars
Dangerous Territory
Pansy Parkinson in Madam Malkin's Dressing Room with a Chocolate Frog Card
Revenge: Best Served Sticky
James Sirius Potter at 4 Privet Drive with a House Tie
Oraculum
Lucius Malfoy in the MOM Department of Mysteries with a Prophecy Sphere