That sounds perfect. You can hop, I think I'm a little too big and you wouldn't want the baby to have shaken baby syndrome while still in the womb wouldja?
So after the baby's two months old you're going to stop? Oh is that where you stop being my slave and start being his?
They are, yeah but adult heads are way more durable. Like while they're growing the brain is much smaller then the skull so that it can grow into it. Therefore there's a lot of cushioning and y'know.. empty stuff. Plus they can't hold up their heads. I'm starving, but then I'm always starving.
Well, not stop. But start splitting the slaving between you and the baby. I'll be a shared slave.
Some would say there's a lot of empty stuff in my head too. I'll take you to dinner, then! We can catch a taxicab so you don't have to walk, if you like. It's pretty far.
At least the outcome was good.
Can't you drink decaf?
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I guess technically I could? But I really want a pumpkin spice latte and I don't think they make those decaffeinated. I never asked.
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The baby can't read. Or breathe yet. I'd feel even worse if he could vote.
I could try to make you one? It might taste more like a pumpkin spice smoothie, though. Would that be okay?
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Oh that sounds good, yes please. We need to go to IHOP. I want pumpkin pancakes.
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His daddy will be a citizen before he's born... I hope.
Yes, ma'am. We could go to IHOP for dinner, if you like. Of course, you know we'll have to hop in the parking lot, right?
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That sounds perfect. You can hop, I think I'm a little too big and you wouldn't want the baby to have shaken baby syndrome while still in the womb wouldja?
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Oh wow.
Good point. Is that a real syndrome? I'll hop then, enough for both of us. It's a tradition!
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Yuppers. Officially in the third trimester. Fun times.
Yeah it is. My mom's seen a couple of cases like that. It's so sad. Baby brains are very fragile. Good idea. When do you want to go?
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Well then I'm officially your slave for the next five or so months.
Most brains are fragile, though, aren't they? I'll be careful. No worries. I'm easy. When do you want to go? Are you hungry now?
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So after the baby's two months old you're going to stop? Oh is that where you stop being my slave and start being his?
They are, yeah but adult heads are way more durable. Like while they're growing the brain is much smaller then the skull so that it can grow into it. Therefore there's a lot of cushioning and y'know.. empty stuff. Plus they can't hold up their heads. I'm starving, but then I'm always starving.
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Well, not stop. But start splitting the slaving between you and the baby. I'll be a shared slave.
Some would say there's a lot of empty stuff in my head too. I'll take you to dinner, then! We can catch a taxicab so you don't have to walk, if you like. It's pretty far.
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Aw well we both get to be slaves to the baby for the next eighteen years.
Nonsense, it's all filled up with random trivia. That sounds good to me. Let me go change and we can go.
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I'm scared and excited at the same time...
It is? Oh, you flatter. Aww, don't change! I love you just the way you are.
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You are telling me. The closer it gets the more excited and scared I get.
I think so, and I'm usually right. I can't go out in sweatpants!
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I hope I won't cry too much.
Who says you can't? I want you to be comfortable. And you're always beautiful, no matter what you're wearing... or not wearing.
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I hope I don't make you cry too much.
Well no one really, but I feel so weird going out like that, like I'm too lazy to change. I'm changing as we type!
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