1. Gangster and pregnant flapper girl. 2. Vietnam G.I. and pregnant Vietnamese lover. 3. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I realize it's dated, but jumping on couches sounds fun to me.
Oh I like all of those. Seeing you as Tom Cruise would make me laugh so hard. You could just laugh inappropriately all the time and talk about Zenu! Or is it Xenu. Whichever.
Wouldn't that make me McCain? I'm not sure I could pull off 'crotchity old grumpy guy' with my natural good looks, youthfulness and thick brown hair. I am just too attractive.
And Sarah Palin's got nothing on you, either. She looks like a librarian with a fake smile.
See? I'm even grumpy on here. I don't know. It's getting cold and I've got to get shit together that's not together and I ordered pumpkins that haven't come yet and I'm taking care of you... Can you get me a Life Assistant?
You are way too attractive to be McCain. Even if you put on one of those old guy fake bald caps you'd still be too cute.
Yeah? Her accent just scares me. Okay scrap that idea. Hm.
Well I can't change the weather as much as I wish I could, and I could yell at the pumpkin guys maybe. But honey, I know you want to take care of me but I'm fine.. there's nothing to take care of. I could try and teach Argos to do things maybe. He'd be good.
That's kind of what I was thinking. If you can find someone to make it, you could even think up an original design for the dress. If you're interested. Vietnam, sixties lovechild. Psychedelic, groovy, sock it to me.
Sweeney starts rehearsals in my club in November and there's just going to be so much to do. I don't know why I offered. I should've just kept my stage to myself. Mine.
I'll try and find someone, that's why I was asking. My mom can sew a bit, I might ask her. Sounds like fun. I can't wait for all that candy, you have no idea.
I know honey, you offered because you're nice and you want to do it. But they still need a place and I will do what I have to, to keep you unstressed. So I'm coming to work with you tomorrow.
Yeah, I will. Nah I can do all of that stuff whenever. People can wait for my stuff, and if they don't like it well tough crap. I'll blame it on being pregnant. I won't be overworked. I can relax when I get home. I can't just be lazy, the more I exercise the better my labor will be. Or something like that. That's what mom said anyway.
Oh. Guess that makes me a dumb ass.
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At least you're absolutely an adorable dumb ass.
I'm gonna get in trouble for all of this smartassery aren't I?
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Keep calling me a dumb ass and maybe.
I've narrowed it down to three costume options.
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Is that a promise? I'm sorry, I'm not sure what's gotten into me.
Oh? Maybe not pregnant flapper lady? What are they then?
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I will turn this van around, missy.
Maybe not. I've got:
1. Gangster and pregnant flapper girl.
2. Vietnam G.I. and pregnant Vietnamese lover.
3. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I realize it's dated, but jumping on couches sounds fun to me.
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Ooh yes sir!
Oh I like all of those. Seeing you as Tom Cruise would make me laugh so hard. You could just laugh inappropriately all the time and talk about Zenu! Or is it Xenu. Whichever.
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Xena? Tom is too crazy to even be a Wonderlander. I thought it would be funny, but like I said, it's kind of dated.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel kind of down right now. It's too early for S.A.D., isn't it?
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Xenuuuuuuu new new new. Yeah he really is. Hm maybe you could do someone else who's crazy and in the news lately like uh. I could be Sarah Palin.
Aw honey I'm sorry. You're sorry and I'm ancy and horny. What can I do to help?
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Wouldn't that make me McCain? I'm not sure I could pull off 'crotchity old grumpy guy' with my natural good looks, youthfulness and thick brown hair. I am just too attractive.
And Sarah Palin's got nothing on you, either. She looks like a librarian with a fake smile.
See? I'm even grumpy on here. I don't know. It's getting cold and I've got to get shit together that's not together and I ordered pumpkins that haven't come yet and I'm taking care of you... Can you get me a Life Assistant?
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You are way too attractive to be McCain. Even if you put on one of those old guy fake bald caps you'd still be too cute.
Yeah? Her accent just scares me. Okay scrap that idea. Hm.
Well I can't change the weather as much as I wish I could, and I could yell at the pumpkin guys maybe. But honey, I know you want to take care of me but I'm fine.. there's nothing to take care of. I could try and teach Argos to do things maybe. He'd be good.
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I think you'd make a sexy Vietnamese girl, myself. I could turn you into Miss Saigon or something. Only pregnant with G.I. Harri's lovechild.
Taking care of you is the one thing I want to do, though.
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I like the Vietnamese girl idea too. It'd be much easier for me to get a dress to fit if we went with that one. Hee lovechild.
I know, baby. I could come help out at the restaurant? I certainly don't mind. I'd be happy to help.
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That's kind of what I was thinking. If you can find someone to make it, you could even think up an original design for the dress. If you're interested. Vietnam, sixties lovechild. Psychedelic, groovy, sock it to me.
Sweeney starts rehearsals in my club in November and there's just going to be so much to do. I don't know why I offered. I should've just kept my stage to myself. Mine.
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I'll try and find someone, that's why I was asking. My mom can sew a bit, I might ask her. Sounds like fun. I can't wait for all that candy, you have no idea.
I know honey, you offered because you're nice and you want to do it. But they still need a place and I will do what I have to, to keep you unstressed. So I'm coming to work with you tomorrow.
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Candy is my second favourite part of Halloween!
It doesn't help that I love that musical. You will? But don't you have work to do? And I'd hate for you to be overworked. You need to relax.
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Mine too! Only one more week!
Yeah, I will. Nah I can do all of that stuff whenever. People can wait for my stuff, and if they don't like it well tough crap. I'll blame it on being pregnant. I won't be overworked. I can relax when I get home. I can't just be lazy, the more I exercise the better my labor will be. Or something like that. That's what mom said anyway.
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