i'm so le ethnique!

May 08, 2006 14:17

Italian

[X] The Godfather is a great movie. (Parts I & II...not III, no way!)
[X] Your mom makes her own sauce.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Red wine is better then white wine.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know alot of italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair/eye color
[ ] You speak some italian or what u picked up fron your nona.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] The rat pack is the best.

Total - 7

Brazilian

[ ] Mexicans suck
[ ] You speak portuages.
[X] You love rice and Beans.
[ ]YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[X] You lost your virginty at 14 years old or younger.
[ ] You are dark skinned
[X] You have a bad attitude.
[X] You know what a Bodega is.
[X] You talk fast.
[ ] If you are a guy you get a shape up, If you are a girl you have blonde highlights.

Total - 5

Irish

[ ] BEER IS THE BEST!
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[X] You have been in more then 3 fights.
[ ] Your last name name starts with a Mc OR Murph or ends with a with a ly,an,un,ry
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You have drank before.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st.pattys day party.
[X] You never had a hangover
[ ] You have family in Ireland.

Total - 5

Black

[X] You are from NY
[X] You said nigga before
[X] You have nappy hair
[X] You LOVE rap
[X] You talk with slang
[ ] You are from the south (no, but my family is!)
[X] You know how to shoot a gun
[X] You think Bush is racist
[X] You love chicken
[X] You love watermelon

Total - 9

Israeli

[X] You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.
[X] You thought speaking loud was normal.
[X] At least one person in you family is named Shlomo, Jacob or Israel
[X] You know what lox is
[X] You actually eat lox with or without cream cheese
[ ] During family occasions, 50 people gather around a foot table and hit each other with plastic plates to get to the deli tray.
[X] You have at least one female relative who penciles on eyebrows which are always asymmetrical
[ ] You can look at gefilte fish and not turn green.
[X] You think eating half a jar of pickles is a wholesome snack.
[X] Your relatives shout "Are you okay?" through the bathroom door when your're in there longer than 3 minutes

Total - 8
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