I'm late for dinner.

[dig0phelia]

Beer + razor cartridges = grocery shopping extreme.  Please proceed to the ten-items-or-less cash-only lane, you sexy bitch

Comments

[asinnerofsorts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

Alanis does My Humps

[_indygo_]

i am in love with alanis even more now...

[anonymous]

i'm thoroughly amused that you, the secret nudist, was inwardly freaking out about going braless at work. but i can understand, after all, it was snowing outside. reading that was just about as awesome as the conversation we just finished at fairgrounds this evening. i wonder how likely it would be that a bank actually would give us a small business loan for a restaurant themed around genitalia-shaped food.

oops

[jadedjezebel]

super-flake strikes again! i left the above comment. forgot to log-in.

Re: oops

[dig0phelia]

Hmm...something tells me I'd have figured it out, super-flake :-P

[marielevenstar]

This is how sallynames get started. I wonder, should I go with "Sue Ellen Mischke" or "The Braless Wonder"?