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i just consumed five chocolate chip cookies and as if that weren't gross enough, i dipped them in nutella. i can't get enough of the nutella! i want to personally thank someone at the ferrero company for making it. it is 1am but as per usual in sheffield i'm having sleep problems and the massive amount of chocolate i just ate probably isn't helping.
they have walmart in england. and i know, cause i went to it. it wasn't really that exciting but they had cool moving walkways and about six aisles full of booze. sweet, sweet booze.
i also got to publicly make fun of chris and his housemate mark (the whitest white english men ever) for their compact disc purchases: 50 cent, snoop dogg and the game. on top of all that blackness, they then purchased the white men can't jump DVD. luckily we got to watch that little gem of a film later on that night while i downed (almost) an entire bottle of wine made by my buddies ernest and julio gallo. i am having a really good time with this kid. i should stop calling him a kid. he is a 23 year old man. i use the term man very loosely though because i wear the pants in the relationship. i say this mainly because he likes holding my hand all the time and i like at least six to eight inches of personal space. god i'm so bad at this.
anyway this week is going to blow because i have to do a fifteen minute business presentation in SPANISH on wednesday. i should be a lot more nervous than i am considering i have to do it in front of a room full of 30 english people and it will be recorded. i am about to take embarrassing to a whole new level, friends.
they have walmart in england. and i know, cause i went to it. it wasn't really that exciting but they had cool moving walkways and about six aisles full of booze. sweet, sweet booze.
i also got to publicly make fun of chris and his housemate mark (the whitest white english men ever) for their compact disc purchases: 50 cent, snoop dogg and the game. on top of all that blackness, they then purchased the white men can't jump DVD. luckily we got to watch that little gem of a film later on that night while i downed (almost) an entire bottle of wine made by my buddies ernest and julio gallo. i am having a really good time with this kid. i should stop calling him a kid. he is a 23 year old man. i use the term man very loosely though because i wear the pants in the relationship. i say this mainly because he likes holding my hand all the time and i like at least six to eight inches of personal space. god i'm so bad at this.
anyway this week is going to blow because i have to do a fifteen minute business presentation in SPANISH on wednesday. i should be a lot more nervous than i am considering i have to do it in front of a room full of 30 english people and it will be recorded. i am about to take embarrassing to a whole new level, friends.