Nov 26, 2003 21:31
Now, I'm not sure about all the rules involved in making giant christmas trees to decorate busy street corners, and while I'm sure that it is a difficult and thought provoking process, I believe a few more guidelines are needed. Here are my suggested additions to the Omaha Big Christmas Tree Picker/Decorators Association Handbook:
*ahem*
1. Make sure that the tree is Christmas tree shaped, and not shaped like a three story penis.
End List.
Seeing as how it will take a while for this new rule to be added, I suggest we pass the time by going on out to 72nd and Dodge. It's quite festive over there.
wtf?,
holiday