*Megan* says "build me a teepee"
This video is a newer song by that guy who did the Hotel Hotel rap a while back. It takes a bit to get started, but listen to the lyrics, particularly the end.
In case you've lived in a hole in the ground into which funny hotelier songs never venture, here's the original song:
Click to viewIn case you've lived in a hole in the ground into which funny hotelier songs never venture, here's the original song: