Okay, I've been attempting not to for almost a week, but that meme thing Crystal did looked like a lot of fun, so...
here goes.
1. How does the world see you?
"Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" by the White Stripes
Dead and dirty? Or as a creepy emo guy on the bus, maybe?
2. Will I have a happy life?
"You Know My Name" by Chris Connell (from that James Bond movie)
Um, apparently only if I manage not to get killed first.
3. What do my friends really think of me?
"Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet
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....uh....let's try that again.
"Singapore" by Tom Waits
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...I'm not sure that's too much better. Oh well, I'd rather be thought of as a gruff, one-eyed pirate in the sewers of Paris, so it works.
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Popin' off at the F" by the Desparecidos
There's not a real music video, but here's a pretty neat fan one, try to ignore the giant robots:
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I'm gonna take that as a definent "no."
5. How can I make myself happy?
"I Think I'm Paranoid" by Garbage
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Drugs. Very strong drugs. And maybe a therapist.
6. What should I do with my life?
"Kennedy" by Kill Hannah
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Well that was pretty clear, huh? Now excuse me, I'm going to go shake hands with heros and kiss the girls in centerfolds...um, wait, maybe not.
7. Will I ever have children?
"Click Click Boom" by Saliva
Lol! Exactly! That's what would happen if I had kids.
No video on youtube, but you ought to know that one.
8. What is some good advice for me?
"Truck On" by Simple Kid
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I want a harmonica.
9. How will I be remembered?
"Wow" by Snow Patrol
I like it already.
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10. What is my signature dancing song?
"Cemetary Polka" by Tom Waits
WTF?
Fan-created version:
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11. What do I think my current theme song is?
"All the Things She Said" by t.A.t.U.
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Take me to the Hospital"
You guys are awfully violent, huh?
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13. What song will play at my funeral?
"Clap Hands" by Tom Waits
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Looks like it's gonna be one hell of a creepy funeral.
14. What type of men/women do you like?
"U Remind Me" by Usher
15. What is my day going to be like?
"I Am an Island" by the Good Life