EIGHT

Jun 04, 2009 23:15

[Filtered: Nations minus Russia // Hopefully not very hackable]

[The following is a phone call left on everyone's answering machine.]

Ahem. Good afternoon. I, England, am addressing each of you that have found yourselves trapped in this godforsaken hell of a town. Do me a favor and make sure that you are the only one listening to this. Good? ( Read more... )

berwald, trying to take initiative, feliciano, matthew, shut up and listen to me, kiku, elizabeta, ludwig, gilbert, i want to go home

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ilukuma June 5 2009, 04:34:50 UTC
[Aaaand we return the call]

Wait, what? I'm confused. ..England-san, is that you?

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dieu_etmondroit June 5 2009, 04:38:03 UTC
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Hm? Who's this?

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ilukuma June 5 2009, 04:40:52 UTC
I-It's Canada...

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1/3 dieu_etmondroit June 5 2009, 04:42:40 UTC
Ca....

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dieu_etmondroit June 5 2009, 04:43:55 UTC
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dieu_etmondroit June 5 2009, 04:44:35 UTC
MATTHEW! DEAR LORD, LAD, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE!?

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ilukuma June 5 2009, 04:49:24 UTC
Here? Oh, today. Is Brother here, too?

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dieu_etmondroit June 5 2009, 04:55:23 UTC
Today? Ah, alright then, I was worried you had been here for a --[Ahem.] Alfred's here, unfortunately.

Matthew, has anyone filled you in?

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ilukuma June 5 2009, 05:12:29 UTC
Hm? Why is it unfortunate? [pauuuuse] Did he do anything bad?

Uh-uh! In fact, I was trying to look for him here. I wanted to tell him I couldn't stay. But I could never find him. Then I got your message saying this wasn't his house at all. Also, some strange woman kept talking to me.. I don't remember being married at all..!

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dieu_etmondroit June 5 2009, 05:20:10 UTC
Bloody hell, Matthew speak up, I can hardly hear you on this blasted ancient phone.

[Sighs.]

If you haven't been completely filled in I'll go ahead and tell you. Mayfield is a hellhole. People are placed into houses and expected to act like family. Some houses are filled with things called 'Drones', they act like everything is bloody normal and claim to have known you for years.

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ilukuma June 5 2009, 05:27:30 UTC
S-Sorry! [clears throat]

Oh, okay, I get it! ..I think everyone in here is a drone then. B-By the way, did you happen to see Kumaeon?

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dieu_etmondroit June 5 2009, 05:36:43 UTC
Right.

If your house is full of drones, I advise you to be careful. They're not stable beings.

[Pauses.]

Who?

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ilukuma June 5 2009, 05:59:27 UTC
All right. I'll be careful.

Hehe.. Kumadaimon! He's my polar bear.

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dieu_etmondroit June 5 2009, 06:07:13 UTC
..You're ...Oh!

This place tends to take things away from people. They probably have your bear.

Matthew, if you would, could you tell me what year it is for you?

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1/2 ilukuma June 5 2009, 06:13:37 UTC
..They took Kumajirou away!?

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ilukuma June 5 2009, 06:14:49 UTC
Oh! T-The year? It's.. 2009... [paaaause] Why do you ask?

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