Write her slash on the first date.
See, this is why I don't date. Because when I DO, I get the most awesome guys ever. By the way, this is just a sampling of how awesome he was. He's also the type of guy that gets doors for you - ALL OF THEM. Including car doors.
Just....
Fuck it. I'm keeping him. He's even within a decade of my age. Well... He's 37. My last ex just turned 57. I'm getting way better, right?
HE WROTE ME SLASH. NCIS slash. Like... Can i just marry him now, please?