I am Unique and Special
It's been two weeks since I've moved here and I'm doing loads and socialising loads * I've been appointing loads of people into my court, though not in a discriminate fashion * Smoothie (as we call her), said hello to me at the salsa party and after an awkward silence, she smiled and asked me if she could give me her number so that we could hang out * I was so astounded I said yes and we watched Pride and Prejudice together, both of us fancying Mr Darcy in the most annoying giggly fashion. How YUMZZZ is he? * Tonight i went out and met Smag, one of the first friends i made when i started working all these years ago, who is now living in Houston with his wife and 2 kids * We all met up in a pub and watched Liverpool draw with Chelsea * At half time i was able to indulge in a chinwag with Smag and then loads of other people introduced themselves to me, because they had seen me around the office* Popular Princess! After that Smag walked me home and we flopped around, waiting for his cab to take him home * Anyway Smag tried to set up my TV but the cab came and he left me to tune it myself. What a DUMBAZZZ. Anyway it was very annoying and i realised that i had never done this before *headdesk*. Meanwhile i was wondering about how foofy my hair had gone and i really need to find myself a reputable hairdresser.
TUCKMAX!!! WHY AREN'T YOU IN MY LIFE??!!!!
C: Hello Zorka, my name is Christian
Z: huh? Err
C: We've met before.
Z: err... Christian.... SMITH?
C: Yup. Names, not faces eh?
the photowhore is back!
time: 15 mins
energy: 800 kcal
activity: medium rare steak
I'm off. *poof*
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If anyone complains that I've copied them, i definitely have.