Major Ron Revelation at JKRowling.com!
Ha ha hahhahaaaa.....the Knight to King theory has been BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER!
Not that we didn't already know that it wasn't true, because Ron could never be Dumbledore...he's waaaaaay to dumb for that! But, it's soooo nice to have JKR firmly sink that one!
I've noticed that she often likes to use misdirection, but underneath that lies kernels of truth.
By asking us if our theories turning Ron/Harry into Dumbledore is to assure that neither dies young, it just opens up the door for death to enter! Ron is such a goner!
Here, (besides my rant) I start a list of why Ron will DIE. ha ha haa..
1. Because he's stupid
2. Because he's the SIDEKICK (the one and only sidekick, even Crabbe and Goyle are cronies, not sidekicks)
3. Because he's so dumb, he walked into a thestral and fell down
4. Because he's in Harry's way
5. Because he's going to pull a Pettigrew, and try to redeem himself, only die instead, cuz he's too dumb to play both sides against the middle
OK, I have many more, but let's all contribute :) That makes it more fun!
Not that we didn't already know that it wasn't true, because Ron could never be Dumbledore...he's waaaaaay to dumb for that! But, it's soooo nice to have JKR firmly sink that one!
I've noticed that she often likes to use misdirection, but underneath that lies kernels of truth.
By asking us if our theories turning Ron/Harry into Dumbledore is to assure that neither dies young, it just opens up the door for death to enter! Ron is such a goner!
Here, (besides my rant) I start a list of why Ron will DIE. ha ha haa..
1. Because he's stupid
2. Because he's the SIDEKICK (the one and only sidekick, even Crabbe and Goyle are cronies, not sidekicks)
3. Because he's so dumb, he walked into a thestral and fell down
4. Because he's in Harry's way
5. Because he's going to pull a Pettigrew, and try to redeem himself, only die instead, cuz he's too dumb to play both sides against the middle
OK, I have many more, but let's all contribute :) That makes it more fun!