Things That Terrify and/or Horrify Me
I have many irrational fears. Here, I will attempt to log all of them. Needless to say, I'll probably be going back and editing this entry as I think of more.
Claymation
Things that move wrong (ie, false motion, etc)
The Muppet Show and movies (this does not include Muppet Babies)
The Romper Room
H.R. Puffinstuff
You Can't Do That on Television
Clowns
Falling down and losing my front teeth
My fingernails being popped off, ala That Shitty Kevin Bacon Movie
Knives suddenly popping out of my hands as I'm petting an animal
Marionettes
The Beatles' movie, Yellow Submarine
Bugs or other small creatures laying eggs either inside me or just under my skin and then HATCHING!!!
Monkeys
People who look like monkeys (aka monkeypeople)
Birds in general
Ducks and parrots