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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I gave noarmyatmyback a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September I pushed astringently in the mud (+17 points). In March I gave but_a_wolf a life-saving life-taking blood transfusion (-50 points). Last Tuesday I pulled onthenightroad's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-83 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
dieinnafire