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I NEVER...
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNEAKED OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (AS A BABY WE ALL DID)
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN
THE SAME WEEK
(x) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(x) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH
THEM
(x) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MY BOSS
(x) I NEVER DATED MY ROOMMATE
(x) I NEVER HAVE HITCH-HIKED
(x) I NEVER HAVE DANCED NAKED
(_) I NEVER HAVE EATEN RED MEAT, CHICKEN, OR FISH
(x) I NEVER HAVE GONE SKYDIVING
(x) I'VE NEVER WOKEN UP IN THE BED OF SOMEONE I JUST
MET THE NIGHT BEFORE
(_) I NEVER HAVE GONE TO THE BEACH IN WINTER (where winter counts)