things to do on summer vacation you won't mention in any essay
Go to the Hyatt Regency Chicago on Michigan Ave. while the American Medical Association is having a convention to whore yourself out to hot young doctors.
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ps - this, along with any other crazy idea (even if it's crazy enough that it just might work) that i suggest here, are just ideas. not like i'd do anything like pretend i was a guest of a really nice hotel in the city in order to meet some smart, attractive, probably well-to-do, single doctor(s). nope. not me.
just don't tell auntie debbie, okay?
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ps - this, along with any other crazy idea (even if it's crazy enough that it just might work) that i suggest here, are just ideas. not like i'd do anything like pretend i was a guest of a really nice hotel in the city in order to meet some smart, attractive, probably well-to-do, single doctor(s). nope. not me.
just don't tell auntie debbie, okay?