The Soundtrack of My Life
So here's how it works...
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For the first question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button TWICE
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...just type it in!
7. Feel a little embarrassed? Join the club.
Opening Credits: "Put your head on my shoulder" - Paul Anka
Waking Up: "Knocking on Heaven's Door" - Guns N Roses
First Day at School: "Slow Country" - Gorillaz
Falling in Love: "Serenade" - Emiliana Torrini
Losing Virginity: "Ravens Land" Voltaire
Fight Song: "The Scorpion Sleeps" - Rob Zombie
Breaking Up: "Muscle Museum" - Muse
Prom: "Oye Como Va" - Carlos Santana (Cool!)
Mental Breakdown: "Castratikon" Deathklok (Seriously, I'll try not to think about this)
Driving: "Hysteria" - Deff Lepard
Flashback: "Walk like a Zombie" - HorrorPops
Getting Back Together: "Feel Good Inc" - Gorillaz
Wedding: "Iron Man" - Black Sabbath (Yes, I will totally get married while this songs plays, it's a fucking dream come true)
Birth of Child: "Are you gonna go my way?" - Lenny Kravitz (...Okay)
Final Battle: "Smooth Criminal" - Michael Jackson
Death Scene: "Big Jumps" - Emiliana Torrini (What ?!)
Funeral Song: "Surfing USA" - Beach Boys (Yes!!)
End Credits: "Do you want to" - Franz Ferdinand
I'm...horribly confused.
Seriously, some of those songs were cool and all, but others, geez! I don't know what they have to do with...anything.
First things first, let me tell you that it started cool.
Everything was great and actually understandable for a while, a perfect soundtrack...or at least one that made sense.
Somewhere between "Getting Back Together" and "Wedding" everything went to hell (Not that I'm complaining about my Wedding song, because I'm not)
I actually made a playlist for this.
Opening Credits
Put your head on my shoulder
Paul Anka
Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh so tight
Show me that you love me too
Put your lips next to mine, dear
Won't you kiss me once, baby
Just a kiss goodnight, may be
You and I will fall in love
People say that love's a game
A game you just can't win
If there's a way
I'll find it somebody
And then this fool with rush in
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear
Tell me, tell me that you love me too.
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, baby
Put your head on my shoulder
(I guess I kinda like this for a opening credits song)
Waking Up
"Knocking on Heaven's Doors"
Guns N Roses
Mama take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That cold black cloud is comin' down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE"
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
(repeated several times)
(Why in hell I have a dead-scene song on my waking up scene?)
First day at school
Slow Country
Gorillaz
City life
Calling me later
Leave my soul
In deep water
Never get a better chance
So what you doing
Gotta get money
Ain't quite what you're doing
I can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Shout my life
You won't get money
From doing what you're loving
Moving out of city
Better have a second chance
Get a lot of problems
I can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
I can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
Can't stand your loneliness
(...)
Falling In Love
Serenade
Emiliana Torrini
No world for me
Picture as in it stands
Midnight calling
Moonlight shadows start to dance
For the dark finds ways of being
Engraved in the light
And the heart bears in temptations
Of yesterdays hurting child
And now we will run with smiles
Tomorrow will heal the night soul
Morning comes
Midnight make fast with the sun
I can hear my name, baby born
When the cloud within the sky beneath the door
Oh why
Serenade the door
Serenade the door
Serenade the door
For the dark finds ways of being
Engraved in the light
And the heart bears in temptations
Of yesterdays hurting child
And now we will run with smiles
Tomorrow will heal the night soul
Morning comes
Midnight make fast with the sun
I can hear my name, baby born
When the cloud within the sky beneath the door
Oh why
Serenade the door
Serenade the door
Serenade the door (door)
Da da da da dum dum
Da dum dum
Da da da da dum dum
Da dum dum...
(This woman has a song called "Jungle Drum" and it talks about falling in love. Instead I get this song that talks about hurting childs. I guess I can actually count this as a love song theme, if I consider myself the hurting child and that everything will be all right, but seriously. I don't like it)
Losing Virginity
Ravens Land
Voltaire
Ravens land upon her hair
Clouds adrift on her skin
Asmile that tugs upon my soul
and whispers gently in my ear.
Eyes of honey look me down
Lips like roses line her mouth
Steely arrows in the air
are wilted flowers at her toes
and if you ask me how i know
what she looks like i will tell you,
"she left yesterday."
Eyes are east and lips are west
pulls my head against her brest
Logic, north and Lust is south.
pulls my fingers to her mouth
Legs as firm as canyon walls
from leaping high above the moon.
When she drifts down on the air.
the groud can't wait to kiss her toes.
(Well, they never said it was MY first time, right? It was his though, you can read it in the lyrics.)
Fight Song
The Scorpion Sleeps
Rob Zombie
Yeah,
Yeah,
Midnight candy four cups of coffee,
I ate my breakfast with a side of eggs,
I saw something in the jungle,
Low in gear - black mudd on my legs,
She was something stretch before me,
Her arms into wings into pillbox heads,
Can the side show - wherever you go,
Two naked figures in my breath,
Can you see it?
If you feel it,
The Scorpion Sleeps right in my hand,
A poison dealer,
An evil wheeler,
How can I make you understand?
Yeah alright - Said it's alright - Yeah alright
A blue light shindig - Well I'm addicted,
Killing black kettle is what they saw,
I feel like something in the congo,
Dead were the women not the warriors,
Last great road show - A canvas tilt go,
Arms into wings into pillbox heads,
Creep the high-go and keep the down low,
Into the mind of a melting man,
Can you see it?
If you feel it,
The Scorpion Sleeps right in my hand,
A poison dealer,
An evil wheeler,
How can I make you understand?
Yeah alright - Said it's alright - Yeah alright
Can you see it?
If you feel it,
The Scorpion Sleeps right in my hand,
A poison dealer,
An evil wheeler,
How can I make you understand?
Yeah alright - Said it's alright - Yeah alright
(It fits, or at least I like it, what I don't understand is why I fight with the guy after fucking him, but well)
Breaking Up
Muscle Museum
Muse
She had something to confess to
But you don't have the time
So look the other way
You will wait until it's over
To reveal what you'd never shown her
Too little much too late
Too long trying to resist it
You've just gone and missed it
It's escaped your world
Can you see that I am needing
And begging for so much more
Than you could ever give
And I don't want you to adore me
Don't want you to ignore me
When it pleases you
Yeah, and I'll do it on my own
I have played in every toilet
But you still want to spoil it
To prove I've made a big mistake
Too long trying to resist it
You've just gone and missed it
It's escaped your world
Can you see that I am needing
And begging for so much more
Than you could ever give
And I don't want you to adore me
Don't want you to ignore me
When it pleases you
Yeah, and I'll do it on my own
And I'll do it all by myself
You will never make it
(...Okay, the movie is supposed to be about me, right? Then why the song sounds as if it is playing while showing the guy? He ends up being the villain though, so...)
Prom
Oye Como Va
Santana
(Okay....I like this song)
Mental Breakdown
Castratikon
Dethklok
Born of Evil In a fiery volcano
On a mutilated mission to inflict
merciless pain
Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DETH
She's concocted your murder
And you've lost all your defens(es)
She was summoned by the ancient
wizards
To carry demon children in the
poisonous flood
Day of her conception the prophecy was
writted
On the scrotum of a wizard in his
testicle blood
Run but you can't hide
The hunt is on
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON
Eyes they will go blind
If looked beyond
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON
Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse crushing the human race
Run but you can't hide
The hunt is on
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON
Eyes they will go blind
If looked beyond
Your life is gone
CASTRATIKRON
Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure
Painted skin hiding the beast within
Daggered heels designed to cut your face
No remorse KILLING the human race
(This is, prehaps, the most disturbing mental breakdown song ever)
Driving
Hysteria
Deff Lepard
Out of touch, out of reach yeah
You could try to get closer to me
I'm in luck, I'm in deep, yeah
Hypnotized, I'm shakin' to my knees
I gotta know tonight
If you're alone tonight
Can't stop this feeling
Can't stop this fire
Oh, I get hysterical, hysteria
Oh can you feel it, do you believe it?
It's such a magical mysteria
When you get that feelin', better start believin'
'Cos it's a miracle, oh say you will, ooh babe
Hysteria when you're near
Out of me, into you yeah
You could hide it's just a one way street
Oh, I believe I'm in you, yeah
Open wide, that's right, dream me off my feet
Oh, believe in me
I gotta know tonight
If you're alone tonight
Can't stop this feeling
Can't stop this fire
[Repeat Bridge]
[Repeat Chorus]
Oh, I get hysterical, hysteria
Oh can you feel it, do you believe it?
It's such a magical mysteria
When you get that feelin', better start believin'
'Cos it's a miracle, oh say you will
Ooh babe
Hysteria when you're near
Come on
(Amazingly enough, this works with the scene)
Flashback
Walk Like a Zombie
HorrorPops!
You walk like a zombie
You talk like a zombie
Its not in your head
You're a living dead
Whatever you're gonna do
You're gonna make me cry
And you wanna hold hands
In the cemetery
And you wanna be lost
For all eternity
And everything is dark
And kind of scary
And you crave the full moon
But i don't care
And you want a mountaintop
With a little castle
And you wanna name our kids
Morticia and fester
And all the flowers you bring
Are always dead
And you howl at the moon
But i don't care
Six feet under
You make me wonder
You wanna be undead
So you can be hunted
But whatever you're gonna do
I'm gonna follow you
(That's...kinda scary)
Getting Back Together
Feel Good Inc
Gorillaz
City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they don't know whack
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they`ve got a kiss me, 'because I don't get sleep, no..
Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Love forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up-a like ass cracks,
Lay these ponies at the track
Its my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna go ghost town,
This motown,
With yo sound
You're in the place
You gonna bite the dust
Can't fight with us
With yo sound
You kill the INC.
So don't stop, get it, get it
Until you're jet ahead
and watch the way I navigate
Hahahahahhaa
Feel good, AHHHHahahahah [x4]
Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Love forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Don't stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa.
Don't stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady, watch me navigate
Ahahahahahhaa.
Feel good, AHHHHahahahaha
Feel good,
Feel good, AHHHHahahahaha
(...)
Wedding
Iron Man
Black Sabbath
I AM IRON MAN
Has he lost his mind
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk a
t all,
Or if he moves will he fall
Is he live or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
(Yes, this will fucking play at my wedding and you better know it)
Birth of Child
Are you gonna go my way?
Lenny Kravitz
I was born long ago
I am the chosen, I'm the one
I have come to save the day
And I won't leave until I'm done
So that's why we've got to try
We've got to breathe and have some fun
Though I'm not paid I play this game
And I won't stop until I'm done
(But what I really want to know is)
Are you gonna go my way
(Please baby) and I got to (please) got to know (I got to know) yeah
I don't know why we always cry
This we must leave and get undone
We must engage and rearrange
And turn this planet back to one
So tell me why we got to die
And kill each other one by one
We've got to hug and rub-a-dub
We've got to dance and be in love
(But what I really wanna know is)
Are you gonna go my way
(Please baby) and I got to, got to know (I got to know)
Are you gonna go my way
'Cause baby I got to know, yeah
(Why do I have this feeling that my son will be badass?)
Final Battle
Smooth Criminal
Michael Jackson
As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK,
Are You OK, Annie
(Annie Are You OK)
(Will You Tell Us That You're OK)
(There's A Sign In The Window)
(That He Struck You-A Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK Annie
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By-
A Smooth Criminal
So They Came Into The Outway
It Was Sunday-What A Black Day
Mouth To Mouth Resus-Citation
Sounding Heartbeats-Intimidations
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK Annie
Annie Are You OK
So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK Annie
(Annie Are You OK)
(Will You Tell Us That You're OK)
(There's A Sign In The Window)
(That He Struck You-A Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
(Annie Are You OK)
(So, Annie Are You OK)
(Are You OK Annie)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By
A Smooth Criminal)
Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!
Aaow!
(Annie Are You OK)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Sign In The Window)
I Don't Know!
(That He Struck You-A Crescendo Annie)
I Don't Know!
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
I Don't Know!
(Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
(Annie Are You OK)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(There's A Sign In The Window)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(That He Struck You-A Crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
Dad Gone It!
(Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
Doggone It!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!
(It doesn't matter that I've never thought about this song as a battle one, I kinda dig it)
Death Scene
Big Jumps!
Emiliana Torrini
I walked all morning to life my heart
'Cause the world keep dancing with
The paper man
I love you never talk in dreams
The now is here your happiness is real
Oh make some big jumps, big jumps
You afraid to break some bones?
Come on do some big jumps, big jumps
Life is yours alone
You hold your head up, your head up high
Like you think I do
doop doodoop doodoop doo doo doop
Sometimes I feel so confused
I'm under the illusion that I
Have to choose
I love you always know the way
The way back home always is the same
Oh make some big jumps, big jumps
You afraid to break some bones?
Come on make some big jumps, big jumps
Life is yours alone
You hold your head up, your head up high
Like you think I do
doop doodoop doodoop doo doo doop
Tick tock this clockwork will stop
You're the key for winding up my heart
Brick brack if you don't wind me up
The sky will lie upon me like a
Pass out drunk
Without you I would never rise again
Without you I would never rise
Hey there sunshine lift my heart
I know life is long but it goes so fast
I love you never feeling old
You never bought the rubbish that they sold
Oh make some big jumps, big jumps
You afraid to break some bones?
Come on make some big jumps, big jumps
Life is yours alone
You hold your head up, your head up high
Like you think I do
doop doodoop doodoop doo doo doop
Oh do some big jumps, big jumps
You afraid to break some bones?
Come on make some big jumps, big jumps
Life is yours alone
You hold your head up, your head up high
Like you think I do
doop doodoop doodoop doo doo doop
(Kinda Ironic isn't it?...I like it for a death scene though)
Funeral Song
Surfing USA
Beach Boys
If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californ-i-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.
You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Ventura County line
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Santa Cruz and Trestles
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Australia's Narrabeen
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
All over Manhattan
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
And down Doheny way
(Inside outside)
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
We'll all be planning out a route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our surfboards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on surf-ari to stay
Tell the teacher we're surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Haggerty's and Swami's
(Inside outside U.S.A)
Pacific Palisades
(Inside outside U.S.A)
San Onofre and Sunset
(Inside outside U.S.A)
Redondo Beach L.A.
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
All over La Jolla
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
At Waimea Bay
(Inside outside)
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin U.S.A
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin U.S.A.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
Yeah,Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.
(This is just too crazy for words)
Final Credits
Do you want to?
Franz Ferdinand
When I woke up tonight
I said I'm gonna make somebody love me
I’m Gonna make somebody love me
And now I know, now I know, now I know
I know that it's you
You’re Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Wanna go where I never let you before
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Wanna go of what I never let you before
Well he's a friend and he's so proud of ya
He's a friend and I knew him before ya
Oh yeah
Well he's a friend and we're so proud of ya
Your famous friend well I blew him before ya
Oh yeah
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Wanna go where I never let you before
Here we are at the transmission party
I love your friends
They're all so arty
Oh yeah
When I woke up tonight
I said I'm gonna make somebody love me
I’m Gonna make somebody love me
And now I know, now I know, now I know
I know that it's you
You’re Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Want a go, of what I never let you before
Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky
Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky
Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky
Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky
Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky
Lucky, lucky, you're so lucky
Yeahhh!!
(And..yeah, I like that)
Okay, so that was the sountrack of my life...I...well I have a couple of doubts.
Is there something like this that talks about an action movie? Because this is a chick flick. I don't want to get married (Even if Iron Man is the song) and I'm sure as fuck that I don't want to have dirty babies, no matter how cool they will be.
Tsk tsk tsk, I kinda feel like this is sexist.