Handrail Homicide?

[diedaily]

So, can anyone tell me what the deal is with this "Handrail Homicide" band that I am seeing? Here is a new song for you guys...

WARNING: I don’t cuss….(unless I am really upset)…I just wanted to get my point across at the intelligence of their song writing. So, sorry in advance for my language in this song.

"Skate, Fuck, Shit, Fuck, or Die"

Verse:

Hey all of you.
You that don’t skate,
Why don’t you…
Die on a rake!

Don’t sit on your ass.
Any longer…
Or I will kill you….
Kill you faster!!!

Chorus:

Skate
Fuck
Shit
Fuck
Or DIE!!!!

Verse:

Last time I saw you.
You were at the mall…
Wearing your fruit boots
YOUR DICK IS SO SMALL!!!!

(Enter call out here)
(Enter bridge part with heavy break-down for all you thrashers)

Chorus:

Skate
Fuck
Shit
Fuck
Or DIE!!!

Please...Mikey or whoever else that reads this...don't take any offense...I am just laughing right along with you and maybe a little at you for this band of yours. It's all in good fun.

...Xalways stay trueX...
russ