If Bundesliga clubs were a pop stars...
Oh yes, it's really stupid topic. But I think it's really good for Bundesliga start :)
1. FCK - Coolio - had a one-hit wonder in the ‘90’s and have barely been heard of since.
Bayer Leverkusen - Jay-Z, pre-2010 - the best team to never be #1.
Bayern Munich - Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown - enormously successful, but never without drama.
Borussia Dortmund - MC Hammer if he owned a sweatshop - became famous, spent a fortune on a big house, went broke, and invested in child labor.
Borrusia Mönchengladbach - The Rolling Stones - huge in the 1970’s, eventually faded out of the top tier, but now making a comeback.
Eintracht - Spoon - have no shortage of potential, but are perpetually comfortable with mediocrity.
FC Köln - Billy Goat - the band could be Koeln’s official mascot.
FC St. Pauli - The Ramones - punks, plain and simple.
HSV Hamburg - 50 Cent - performed well a long time ago, but have since turned into a business.
Hannover 96 - Oasis - very, very unstable.
Mainz - A Tribe Called Quest - their logo looks like something from The Low End Theory or Midnight Marauders.
Nürnberg - Aaron Carter - relatively small-time, and eternally in the shadow of their big brother (Bayern).
SC Freiburg - Lynyrd Skynyrd - “Woncha flyyy hiiiiiigh Freiiiiiburg?”
Schalke 04 - Seal. Not the prettiest, but successful and in undeniably good shape.
TSG Hoffenheim - DJ Khaled - enigmatically swimming in cash, but have yet to make much of it.
Werder Bremen - Ol’ Dirty Bastard - great on their day, but manic, unpredictable.
VfB Stuttgart - The Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. Seriously, when are they going to spend the money they got for the sales of Mario Gomez and Sami Khedira?
VfL Wolfsburg - The Black Eyed Peas - a corporate masterpiece.
Source: http://www.goal.com/en/news/15/germany/2010/08/20/2078835/bundesliga-season-preview-a-comprehensive-look-at-the-2010
1. FCK - Coolio - had a one-hit wonder in the ‘90’s and have barely been heard of since.
Bayer Leverkusen - Jay-Z, pre-2010 - the best team to never be #1.
Bayern Munich - Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown - enormously successful, but never without drama.
Borussia Dortmund - MC Hammer if he owned a sweatshop - became famous, spent a fortune on a big house, went broke, and invested in child labor.
Borrusia Mönchengladbach - The Rolling Stones - huge in the 1970’s, eventually faded out of the top tier, but now making a comeback.
Eintracht - Spoon - have no shortage of potential, but are perpetually comfortable with mediocrity.
FC Köln - Billy Goat - the band could be Koeln’s official mascot.
FC St. Pauli - The Ramones - punks, plain and simple.
HSV Hamburg - 50 Cent - performed well a long time ago, but have since turned into a business.
Hannover 96 - Oasis - very, very unstable.
Mainz - A Tribe Called Quest - their logo looks like something from The Low End Theory or Midnight Marauders.
Nürnberg - Aaron Carter - relatively small-time, and eternally in the shadow of their big brother (Bayern).
SC Freiburg - Lynyrd Skynyrd - “Woncha flyyy hiiiiiigh Freiiiiiburg?”
Schalke 04 - Seal. Not the prettiest, but successful and in undeniably good shape.
TSG Hoffenheim - DJ Khaled - enigmatically swimming in cash, but have yet to make much of it.
Werder Bremen - Ol’ Dirty Bastard - great on their day, but manic, unpredictable.
VfB Stuttgart - The Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. Seriously, when are they going to spend the money they got for the sales of Mario Gomez and Sami Khedira?
VfL Wolfsburg - The Black Eyed Peas - a corporate masterpiece.
Source: http://www.goal.com/en/news/15/germany/2010/08/20/2078835/bundesliga-season-preview-a-comprehensive-look-at-the-2010