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me first again? *wibbles at the others who said they also wanted to kill tezuka in weird and funny crack methods*
ah well.
Mr Perfect <-- title borrowed from yen
Tezuka was the perfect student. President of the student council, captain of the tennis team, perfect grades, responsible and good-looking to boot.
His fame spread wide and far, and his fans were many.
In fact, Tezuka became so famous, that one day aliens from the deepest darkest outer space came, just to catch a glimpse of the man earthlings called... Perfect.
They came, they saw, they... tentacled. And poor Tezuka, whom they called Perfect, found out the hard way that he was not perfect after all, in one of the rather more painful methods around.
The aliens preserved Tezuka with a semi-viscous liquid that would be better left unsaid, then reverently placed his body in a glass-like box, and visited his final place of rest rather often, telling each other of the wonder and magnificence of the being that was the Perfect Tezuka.
And so, Tezuka's legend continues on, far amidst the silent stars.
The End.
p.s. was thinking of setting a theme for the method of killing tezuka for every week or month. eg: water, butterfly, lightning etc. but then that might get to be a little too much of a chore, plus what if crack!inspiration strikes? i dunno. *eyedarts at fellow conspirators* what do you guys think?
ah well.
Mr Perfect <-- title borrowed from yen
Tezuka was the perfect student. President of the student council, captain of the tennis team, perfect grades, responsible and good-looking to boot.
His fame spread wide and far, and his fans were many.
In fact, Tezuka became so famous, that one day aliens from the deepest darkest outer space came, just to catch a glimpse of the man earthlings called... Perfect.
They came, they saw, they... tentacled. And poor Tezuka, whom they called Perfect, found out the hard way that he was not perfect after all, in one of the rather more painful methods around.
The aliens preserved Tezuka with a semi-viscous liquid that would be better left unsaid, then reverently placed his body in a glass-like box, and visited his final place of rest rather often, telling each other of the wonder and magnificence of the being that was the Perfect Tezuka.
And so, Tezuka's legend continues on, far amidst the silent stars.
The End.
p.s. was thinking of setting a theme for the method of killing tezuka for every week or month. eg: water, butterfly, lightning etc. but then that might get to be a little too much of a chore, plus what if crack!inspiration strikes? i dunno. *eyedarts at fellow conspirators* what do you guys think?