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[die_monster]

WOO. Tonight I made eggrolls. AND crab rangoons. It was bitchin' /awesome/. And they taste...well, chinese restaurant authentic, anyway. Which is more than good enough for me! So, for posterity, I'm writing up the ingredients and process.

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[dragonessa24]

I AM JEALOUS OF YOUR KITCHEN. LET ME HAVE IT.

Also lol recipe, I read it all even though I'll never make eggrolls.

[die_monster]

You didn't even see the bar! Which was very useful, spacewise. It's a nice kitchen, for its compactness.

MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WILL MAKE EGGROLLS. I WILL HOLD OUT HOPE.

[dragonessa24]

My kitchen is like... smaller than what's visible in that last picture.

MAYBE IF YOU MAKE THEM FOR ME I MIGHT TRY SOME.

[die_monster]

WHY ARE GERMAN KITCHENS SO TINY? not really.

I'M AGREEABLE TO THIS PLAN BUT IDK HOW WELL THEY SHIP, SRY

[dragonessa24]

You should google that, Alot.

Yeeeeah better not try that. COME HERE AND MAKE THEM IN MY TINY KITCHEN.

[die_monster]

ALRIGHT IT'LL BE AWESOME except I wouldn't know how to buy /any/ of the ingredients because I don't know German ;_;

[dragonessa24]

BUT I KNOW ENGLISH so I could translate. See how this works?

[die_monster]

Gosh, you're smart.

[dragonessa24]

Just one of the perks of being German.

[die_monster]

Along with being hot, rude, and mean? I'd buy it.

[dragonessa24]

Well naturally, Google knows everything.

[die_monster]

Except why there's no German Taco Bell.